Ha Ha, what a charming way to put itCpl Kendall wrote:Dude, your on the net and your using an underwear catalogue to jerk off?thelordharry wrote:I'm having to make do with a 3 litre bottle of 'White Lightning', a bag of peanuts and an underwear catalogue
I was mearly trying to make an over-exaggerated joke of being at the other end of 'priviledged' scale....still being an ensign an all. 
Where in New Hampshire were you? Portsmouth Brewery is supposedly one of the best on the East coast. "Kate the Great," their Imperial Stout is considered by Beer Advocate to be the best beer in the world.stitch626 wrote:I'm baaaack!
New Hampshire was fun, don't have much time... cat missed me, typing hard.
So, what I miss?
You have a Hot Sauce Faucet??!?!Cpl Kendall wrote: Yup, exactly that. I sprayed hot sauce on the cans, we'll see if they do it again tonight.
thelordharry wrote:
Ha Ha, what a charming way to put it
And yeah, I know <ahem> plenty of sites like that
WTF? No I sprayed it out of a hot sauce bottle.You have a Hot Sauce Faucet??!?!
Well I have this spear...thelordharry wrote:Why don't you hide in the undergrowth, and like a Klingon, spring out and kill them all with one fell swoop of your bat'leth when they appear? Failing that, a carving knife?
"If you were any other racoon, I would KILL YOU where you stand!"
Like a leg hold trap? I could call animal control and ask them to do it (I wouldn't have the faintest clue where to buy a raccoon sized live trap) but the last time I called they were swamped with loose pets. Poisoning and killing them is illegal. And frankly even if I trap or kill these two, there's probably thousands more in the area. They'd be replaced in a week.Mikey wrote:Can't you set a trap or two?
Pretty sure there illegal unless your fur trapping.Mikey wrote:No, I meant a cage trap - are you allowed to use jaw traps?
Unbelievable. She stood me up. I just trip.Mark wrote:Wow......a female "friend" who I haven't seen in a couple of months heard about my wife's arrest and just showed up here at my job. She invinted me over to her place tomorrow, grabbed my a$$, and rubbed herself against my "package". Hmmmm.....what do think that she wants?
Um, is this a good thing or bad thing?Reliant121 wrote:dude, this guy at the LGBT youth group like...moved my leg on top of his and started stroking my knee...then he started rubbing his elbow against my...."ahem" area.
I suppose that would depend on how old the fellow in question is.Mark wrote:Um, is this a good thing or bad thing?Reliant121 wrote:dude, this guy at the LGBT youth group like...moved my leg on top of his and started stroking my knee...then he started rubbing his elbow against my...."ahem" area.
), and got the new power supply working inside of 40 minutes.
