What's the latest in people's lives?

[Aaron]

I'm having to make do with a 3 litre bottle of 'White Lightning', a bag of peanuts and an underwear catalogue

Dude, your on the net and your using an underwear catalogue to jerk off?

[Reliant121]

I appear to be a Rear Admiral now, interesting.

Welcome, Admiral. As you can see, we in the Admiralty enjoy a much higher quality of booze, food and hookers. Here they're called "escorts".

I hope you got special provisions for when i get there!

[Mikey]

I hope you got special provisions for when i get there!

Sure - they're called "middies."

[Aaron]

I spent the night throwing my rake at raccoons or spraying them with the hose to keep them out of the garbage. The cans are secured with bungie cords but it's pretty annoying to hear them crash around at night.

[Mikey]

I don't have raccoon problems (but I know what you mean - they are diabolically clever) but I get possums. Then the dog chases them, then they play dead, then the dog uses them to play with like a ball for a while...

[Aaron]

I don't have raccoon problems (but I know what you mean - they are diabolically clever) but I get possums. Then the dog chases them, then they play dead, then the dog uses them to play with like a ball for a while...

I'm very tempted to poison or use caltrops on them, animal control won't help after all. But the little buggers are just trying to eat. I may spray hot sauce on the cans.

[Reliant121]

we dont get them. what do they do?

[Captain Seafort]

we dont get them. what do they do?

AFAIK, much the same as foxes - pull over bins and rummage around in them for scraps.

[Aaron]

AFAIK, much the same as foxes - pull over bins and rummage around in them for scraps.

Yup, exactly that. I sprayed hot sauce on the cans, we'll see if they do it again tonight.

[Reliant121]

heh good luck ^_^

[kostmayer]

I'm having a gammon steak sandwich for tea.

And another one for supper.

[Reliant121]

thats it?

[kostmayer]

They're thick steaks.

And I'm dieting.

[Reliant121]

right.

[stitch626]

I'm baaaack!

New Hampshire was fun, don't have much time... cat missed me, typing hard.

So, what I miss?