Really? I've seen them as these for quite a while...(NSFW)Mark wrote:I always thought of them as handy vacs 8)
Hand Phasers
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"Set phasers to orgasm!"
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: Hand Phasers
This company will not be held responsible for any random vaporization that may occur from use of our product. Do not use if you have been drinking or taking perscription medication that may impare your judgement.Tsukiyumi wrote:Got a tough stain that just won't come out? Vaporize it with the handy new phaser-vac!
Warning: phaser-vac may vaporize furniture, pets, children or half of your domicile. Use with caution.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Hand Phasers
Data - I'm programmed with multiple techniquesTsukiyumi wrote:
"Set phasers to orgasm!"
Phaser - Yeah, but I can level a city block.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
Re: Hand Phasers
kostmayer wrote:Data - I'm programmed with multiple techniquesTsukiyumi wrote:
"Set phasers to orgasm!"
Phaser - Yeah, but I can level a city block.
:::communicator chirps::: Picard to Data. Report of engineering at once for a diagnostic at once. Picard out.
:::wispering to Troi::: He's talking to his damned phaser again, Counseler
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.