Make Your Own Demotivators

[Reliant121]

such a waste of decent balls...well...maybe...

[Blackstar the Chakat]

A taser to the balls should get the point across.

Trust me, from the storys I've heard about this guy, he'd deserve it. Actually he'd deserve a shotgun shell to the balls. Or anywhere for that matter.

[Mikey]

Balls can heal. A pipe to the cranium is often effective.

BTW, speaking of walk all over, I think a Japanese girl walking on my back is exactly what I need right now.

[Aaron]

Balls can heal. A pipe to the cranium is often effective.

BTW, speaking of walk all over, I think a Japanese girl walking on my back is exactly what I need right now.

Does that actually work? I imagine it's done nude, cause clothes add weight.

[Mikey]

Even without the happy ending, it can be very therapeutic if done by someone who knows what they're doing.

[Aaron]

Even without the happy ending, it can be very therapeutic if done by someone who knows what they're doing.

Hmm, I'll ask my massage therapist about it.

[Blackstar the Chakat]

[Tsukiyumi]

You know, now that I look at it, that's actually a kinky truck threesome; the tow truck is coming in from the rear!

[Graham Kennedy]

[Mikey]

That's my philosophy; I've only got about 30 more years if I'm lucky anyway.

[Tsukiyumi]

No one does live forever; Bill Hicks had a great routine about how Yul Brenner lived hard - smoking, drinking, partying, and then died. Jim Fixx, a famous health guru, ate nothing but heath food, excersized, and ran miles every day, then dropped dead from a heart attack while on his morning jog.

Would you rather live a bland existance, or a fun one? I choose the latter.

Ironically, Bill Hicks died not from his excessive smoking or drinking, but from unrelated pancreatic cancer - his point is valid.

[Teaos]

As everyone knows the world will at 2012 so we really dont need to worry long term.

[JudgeKing]

[Tsukiyumi]

The ones that haven't already been used are rather funny.

[Sonic Glitch]