Invent a stupid law

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Captain Picard's Hair wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote:DITL Code Section 9: Only two "sane" people are allowed on the boards at one time. We have a curve to maintain, people.
And who would these "sane" DITLers be, exactly? I don't know of any such thing :mrgreen:
I'd guess Ian and Graham, though I'm not entirely sure about Graham. :lol:

The rest of us, though... :twisted:
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Tsukiyumi wrote:I'd guess Ian and Graham, though I'm not entirely sure about Graham. :lol:

The rest of us, though... :twisted:

theres no hope for society with us around ;)
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Reliant121 wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote:I'd guess Ian and Graham, though I'm not entirely sure about Graham. :lol:

The rest of us, though... :twisted:

theres no hope for society with us around ;)
On the contrary, my young friend: I think people like us are the best hope.
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Tsukiyumi wrote: On the contrary, my young friend: I think people like us are the best hope.
At least until Rochey begins the construction of his ultimate weapon and ends society :angel1:
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What do you mean "until"?
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DITL Subcommand 7: Failure to like the asthetics of the Excelsior class starship is punishable by being left on canal street at midnight, naked.
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DITL Subcommand 7: Failure to like the asthetics of the Excelsior class starship is punishable by being left on canal street at midnight, naked.
DITL Code Section 10: Those who fail to keep count of the number of rules will be fed to the goats.
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MetalHead wrote:DITL Subcommand 7: Failure to like the asthetics of the Excelsior class starship is punishable by being left on canal street at midnight, naked.
How is that a threat?
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DITL code section 11: Anyone caught breaking up a fight gets their feet ground off with a sander.
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Captain Picard's Hair wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote:DITL Code Section 9: Only two "sane" people are allowed on the boards at one time. We have a curve to maintain, people.
And who would these "sane" DITLers be, exactly? I don't know of any such thing :mrgreen:
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Rochey wrote:
DITL Subcommand 7: Failure to like the asthetics of the Excelsior class starship is punishable by being left on canal street at midnight, naked.
DITL Code Section 10: Those who fail to keep count of the number of rules will be fed to the goats.
You couldn't think of one single scarier animal than a goat?
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MetalHead wrote:DITL Subcommand 7: Failure to like the asthetics of the Excelsior class starship is punishable by being left on canal street at midnight, naked.
not necessarily a bad thing.
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You couldn't think of one single scarier animal than a goat?
Dude, goats are evil.
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Since goats are kinda related to sheep I'm going to have to disagree. They are lovely animals with beautiful soft hair and magical eyes...
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Teaos wrote:Since goats are kinda related to sheep I'm going to have to disagree. They are lovely animals with beautiful soft hair and magical eyes...
Get a room... er, stable, dude. :lol:
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