Things people would never say
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Any starship captain: I don't want to leave sickbay, I need to stay here another 24 hours and that is what I'm going to do.
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Captain Picard's Hair
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Borg, to Troi: I need help; I'm hearing voices in my head all day.
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who
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Mikey
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Jean-Luc Picard: "You know what? You're right. I am somewhat unsure of my moral standing in this matter, and I'd rather hear all available takes rather than be self-righteous."
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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N'tran DS 12
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Spock:"This human conduct is surprisingly logical."
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Mikey
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Starfleet admiralty: "Let's take a moment to ensure that we're using the best strategic plan we can."
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Aaron
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Harry Kim "Sir, I know I've been an Ensign for seven years but I just don't think I deserve a promotion"
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mwhittington
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Barclay: Kiss my butt, LaForge!
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-
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Worf: Today is a good day for pie.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Sionnach Glic
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Any member of Starfleet: "*proceeds to explain something in less than a dozen words*"
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Janeway: Barging through the space of those highly territorial and aggressive aliens would be stupid. We'll go round them.
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
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Geordi: "Captain, we're going to have to stop off at the nearest starbase to have all panels and consoles refilled with C4."
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who
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Scotty: Captain, the repairs won't take more than a minute.
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thelordharry
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Picard: "Number One, invite all the ship's children up to the bridge so they can see what goes on"
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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George Lucas: The Ewoks were stupid.
Harry Kim: I was thinking of a woman last night. A naked woman!
Any Voyager writer: I think this episode we'll do something cool with Chakotay.
Captain Archer: Thank God for the Vulcans.
Anakin Skywalker: It's my fault, all of it.
Anyone and everyone: Dane Cook is funny.
Harry Kim: I was thinking of a woman last night. A naked woman!
Any Voyager writer: I think this episode we'll do something cool with Chakotay.
Captain Archer: Thank God for the Vulcans.
Anakin Skywalker: It's my fault, all of it.
Anyone and everyone: Dane Cook is funny.
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
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