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Reliant121 wrote:...i cant stand the concept of eating another humans flesh...
Kind of like me with apple skins. Yech.

With humans, are they dead, like after a plane crash, or do I have to kill them myself? I wouldn't kill an innocent person to save myself, but if they're already dead, they aren't using the meat anymore. Why not?
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It's a practical problem for me - I wouldn't know how to properly bucher a true livestock animal, much less a human.
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Mikey wrote:It's a practical problem for me - I wouldn't know how to properly bucher a true livestock animal, much less a human...
Ah. Biology is one of my strong suits, and I know a fair amount about human anatomy as well. Wouldn't really be an issue for me; I'd have more trouble figuring out how to season meat I've never eaten before, and choosing a side dish. :wink:
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I wouldn't know how to properly bucher a true livestock animal, much less a human.
How hard is it to kill someone? Stab them, choke them, Break their neck...
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Teaos wrote: How hard is it to kill someone? Stab them, choke them, Break their neck...

If you rupture the stomach or intestines, the meat is now contaiminated and useless. Not that there's much nutritional value in human to begin with.

KIlling a human is easy if you don't want to eat them afterwards.
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Teaos wrote:
I wouldn't know how to properly bucher a true livestock animal, much less a human.
How hard is it to kill someone? Stab them, choke them, Break their neck...
I know plenty of ways to kill a person, but that has ansolutely zero relevance to what I said. I'll put it in larger type and fix the typo:
I wouldn't know how to properly butcher a true livestock animal, much less a human.
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Tsukiyumi wrote:
Mikey wrote:It's a practical problem for me - I wouldn't know how to properly bucher a true livestock animal, much less a human...
Ah. Biology is one of my strong suits, and I know a fair amount about human anatomy as well. Wouldn't really be an issue for me; I'd have more trouble figuring out how to season meat I've never eaten before, and choosing a side dish. :wink:
I would imagine it would be like bear, or whatever other omnivore is eaten more commonly, although probably with a more mellow flavor and better marbled. Probably would pair well with a hearty cereal - barley or buckwheat - and a medium-bodied shiraz or beaujolais.
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Mikey wrote:
I would imagine it would be like bear, or whatever other omnivore is eaten more commonly, although probably with a more mellow flavor and better marbled. Probably would pair well with a hearty cereal - barley or buckwheat - and a medium-bodied shiraz or beaujolais.
I understand that it's quite similar to pork. Certainly a burning human smells almost exactly like a burning hotdog.
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If you rupture the stomach or intestines, the meat is now contaiminated and useless. Not that there's much nutritional value in human to begin with.
Would it ruin the meat in the legs and arms as well or just the torso?
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Teaos wrote:
Would it ruin the meat in the legs and arms as well or just the torso?
The torso, unless you leave the body sitting in a puddle of it's own fluids. With game animals, there's very little meat on the legs so it's more important.
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Certainly a burning human smells almost exactly like a burning hotdog.
Does that mean that people are made of mistery meat?
Besides, I eat turkey hot dogs. Pork makes me sick.
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I hate to be the one to tell you this but the "turkey" hotdog you eat is usually about 10% turkey 90% other.
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stitch626 wrote: Does that mean that people are made of mistery meat?
If you mean the mill ends of a pig, pretty much. A pig and a human are actually quite similar, biology wise.
Besides, I eat turkey hot dogs. Pork makes me sick.
Teaos mentioned this. Your turkey dog is not completely turkey, Just like a regular hot dog is made of various animals.
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So if the package says 100% turkey, their lying? Could I sue them for false advertizing or something like that? :twisted:
Anyway, I know there is no (or at least, very very little) pork in them, because pork makes me very sick (hospital style).
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stitch626 wrote:So if the package says 100% turkey, their lying? Could I sue them for false advertizing or something like that? :twisted:
Anyway, I know there is no (or at least, very very little) pork in them, because pork makes me very sick (hospital style).
You can get hot dogs that are 100% (insert meat) but (at least here) they are hard to find, very expensive or hidden away in a remote meat cooler in the grocery store. Either way I always read the ingrediants/nutritional info before I buy something.
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