The Random Thread

[stitch626]

This is my new favorite thread.
So has anyone here ever been to Turkey... or Hungary?

[Sionnach Glic]

I've been to Istanbul. Nice enough place. Very warm.

[Teaos]

I've never lf the country, so no I havent.

[Mikey]

Duck is too greasy for me... and cute. I can't eat an animal I consider cute.

I tend to think of it the other way around... I ignore the "cute" factor if the animal is tasty enough. I have yet to try a turducken, but I swear I will someday.

[Tsukiyumi]

Duck is too greasy for me... and cute. I can't eat an animal I consider cute.

I tend to think of it the other way around... I ignore the "cute" factor if the animal is tasty enough. I have yet to try a turducken, but I swear I will someday.

Damn straight.

[Mikey]

About tasty animals, or about turducken?

[Blackstar the Chakat]

Simmons: (Explaining a Turducken) It's a chicken in a duck in a turkey.
Church: You know, because the holiday isn't quite gluttonous enough on its own.
Grif: Sounds awesome, is that what we're having?
Sarge: Nope. Although impressive, I decided they stopped short when designing the turducken.
Church: Yeah. They seem like real underachievers there.
Sarge: So I decided to make my own variety.
Church: What's that, a polecat stuffed in a possum?
Sarge: Nope, first we start with a hummingbird-
Grif: A what?
Sarge: Put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a corrinsh hen, then put that in a chicken. Put all that in a duck, then a turkey, then in a bigger turkey.(Picture shows Michael Moore)
Grif: Two turkeys?
Sarge: Hey, it's Thanksgiving. Put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it all in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard! Put all that in a pterodactyl, and then stuff it in a Boeing 747.
Church: (Short Pause) Cool. I get a wing.
Simmons: I call the turbine.
Sarge: Alright! Hunker up boys, hey Grif! What kinda meat do you like? First class, or coach?
Church: You know if we cook this thing at three hundred and fifty degrees at ten minutes a pound, it's not gonna be done for 11 years.
Sarge: That's why we're going to deep fry. (Oil Tanker Horn) There's the oil now!
Simmons: What was the leopard for?
Sarge: Presentation.

[Tsukiyumi]

About tasty animals, or about turducken?

Both.

[Mikey]

Blackstar - I'm led to believe that penguins are rather oily and bitter-tasting. I'd assume the same of emus.

[Teaos]

Penguin would be interesting to try.

Heres one for you. If you had to eat a human would you eat a man or woman?

[stitch626]

Neither, I'd starve.

[Reliant121]

Same as Stitch.

unless you mean the other meaning of 'eat'

then i'd take a man

[Teaos]

You'd rather die than eat a human? Weird.

[Mikey]

I was about to give an answer similar (but opposite) to Reliant. Been there, done that.

[Reliant121]

You'd rather die than eat a human? Weird.

i cant stand the concept of eating another humans flesh.

I was about to give an answer similar (but opposite) to Reliant. Been there, done that.

- clenches fist - Yes! I beat him!

- composes and starts whistling -