I'm a gonna kill you
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Teaos
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
It would be a safe bet to say that.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
I can't wait. This is hilarious. 
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Reliant121
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Enjoy it while it lasts. It wont be long until its our turn.
although i'm honoured to be slated to die in the same piece as you,Tsuki ^_^
although i'm honoured to be slated to die in the same piece as you,Tsuki ^_^
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
The honor is mine, Captain.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Reliant121
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
ha! trans-atlantic spelling difference-ness XD
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JudgeKing
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
I can't wait to read this. This will be absolutely hilarious.
There is not a problem in this world that can't be solved without the proper application of a sufficient number of thermonuclear ordnance.
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Teaos
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Part three. This one is Blackstar and Tsu. It was going to be Blackstar and Deep but Tsu passed Deep in post count yesterday so he got bumped up the list. Next time will probably be Deep and Reliant.
USS Daystrom
"Captain we have reports of a disturbance in one of the recreational halls" A voice rang over the comm system.
"Hmmm I suppose I'll go check it out" Teoas said as he shut off the Holodeck programme he had been running.
"So what was that event called again sir?" His wench asked as she followed him out.
"That my dear was an ancient Earth ritual call "spring break" I felt the need to expand our cultural awareness" Teaos said stepping into the turbo lift.
"I still don't see why I had to enter the wet T-shirt contest though sir" She said running her fingers through her hair trying to straighten it again.
"History is better experience rather than just observed"
"You seemed to be observing rather closely " She mumbled.
"What was that?" Teaos said as they walked into the recreation room
"I said-" She started before being cut off.
"I AM A MOTHER-FUCK*NG TAUR!!!!!!!!!!" Lt Blackstar roared out.
"Whats going on here?" Teaos asked taking in the crowd surrounding Blackstar and another crewmen.
"This pathetic sack of crotch droppings called me and "it" sir, I demand blood!" Blackstar snarled out.
"Calm down man" The young crewmen said raising his hands in a placating manner.
"Man? Man? I'm a Hir you retarded spiv" Blackstar yelled raising onto Hir hind legs and slashing the crewmen across the throat with Hir claws.
The crewman fell to the ground clutching his throat and thrashing around before going limp as his life juice drained out.
"Security arrest Lt Blackstar for Murder" Teaos ordered.
"What? I was just defending my honour!" Blackstar said bearing hir teeth and advancing on Teaos.
One of the security crew men shot at one of hir front legs causing it to go limp but Blackstar continued to advance on the remaining three.
"Damn shi has to many limbs" The security crewmen said aiming for the torso. Unfortunately several other security crewmen took the same shot though.
A half dozen phaser beams hit Blackstar in the torso burning a hole through hir chest.
The taur feel to the floor dead.
"One day, just one day with out someone dying, that's all I ask" Teaos said running his hands through his hair.
*****
"Whats the point of this sir?" Teaos' wench asked looking down from the raised seating.
"I felt the crew needed some entertainment after the unpleasantness of the last new days" Teaos said over the sound of the roaring crowd.
"You mean the six senior officers we've lost" she said looking around the holodeck produced stadium.
"That's what I said unpleasantness" Teaos said looking at the action down in the centre.
"So you decided to throw a battle royal mud wrestling contest?" She asked with a hint of distain in her voice.
"The crowd seems to love it" Teaos pointed out gesturing to almost ever male on the ship sitting in the seating looking down at the six scantily clad female crewmen in the mudpit.
"And why is Ensign Tsukiyumi acting as referee?" She asked looking at the officer in a black and white lined top standing in the pit.
"I owed him a favour" Teaos said bringing his binoculars to his eyes to take full advantage of a young crewmen who had been relived of her top by a pair of ensign double teaming her.
Tsu blew his whistle trying to separate two crewmen who were engaged in a bitch slapping duel.
"Your out of here" Tsu said indicating a young blond woman to leave to pit after she had pulled a hunk of hair out of another mudwrestler.
"WHAT?" She yelled before jumping on Tsu and slamming him into the mud.
The other five girls quickly pilled on top in a sweaty, muddy, sexy doggy pile.
After a minute the girls climbed off one by one leaving Tsu laying in the mud face up with a huge grin on his face. After several moments of not moving one of the medical crewmen on call ran out to check on him.
Bending over him with a tri-corder the medic looked up "He's dead"
"It would seem that he suffocated on crewmen Fields cleavage" The wench said.
"Yeah but what a way to go " Teaos said looking at the massive grin on Tsu's face as he was carried off the field.
USS Daystrom
"Captain we have reports of a disturbance in one of the recreational halls" A voice rang over the comm system.
"Hmmm I suppose I'll go check it out" Teoas said as he shut off the Holodeck programme he had been running.
"So what was that event called again sir?" His wench asked as she followed him out.
"That my dear was an ancient Earth ritual call "spring break" I felt the need to expand our cultural awareness" Teaos said stepping into the turbo lift.
"I still don't see why I had to enter the wet T-shirt contest though sir" She said running her fingers through her hair trying to straighten it again.
"History is better experience rather than just observed"
"You seemed to be observing rather closely " She mumbled.
"What was that?" Teaos said as they walked into the recreation room
"I said-" She started before being cut off.
"I AM A MOTHER-FUCK*NG TAUR!!!!!!!!!!" Lt Blackstar roared out.
"Whats going on here?" Teaos asked taking in the crowd surrounding Blackstar and another crewmen.
"This pathetic sack of crotch droppings called me and "it" sir, I demand blood!" Blackstar snarled out.
"Calm down man" The young crewmen said raising his hands in a placating manner.
"Man? Man? I'm a Hir you retarded spiv" Blackstar yelled raising onto Hir hind legs and slashing the crewmen across the throat with Hir claws.
The crewman fell to the ground clutching his throat and thrashing around before going limp as his life juice drained out.
"Security arrest Lt Blackstar for Murder" Teaos ordered.
"What? I was just defending my honour!" Blackstar said bearing hir teeth and advancing on Teaos.
One of the security crew men shot at one of hir front legs causing it to go limp but Blackstar continued to advance on the remaining three.
"Damn shi has to many limbs" The security crewmen said aiming for the torso. Unfortunately several other security crewmen took the same shot though.
A half dozen phaser beams hit Blackstar in the torso burning a hole through hir chest.
The taur feel to the floor dead.
"One day, just one day with out someone dying, that's all I ask" Teaos said running his hands through his hair.
*****
"Whats the point of this sir?" Teaos' wench asked looking down from the raised seating.
"I felt the crew needed some entertainment after the unpleasantness of the last new days" Teaos said over the sound of the roaring crowd.
"You mean the six senior officers we've lost" she said looking around the holodeck produced stadium.
"That's what I said unpleasantness" Teaos said looking at the action down in the centre.
"So you decided to throw a battle royal mud wrestling contest?" She asked with a hint of distain in her voice.
"The crowd seems to love it" Teaos pointed out gesturing to almost ever male on the ship sitting in the seating looking down at the six scantily clad female crewmen in the mudpit.
"And why is Ensign Tsukiyumi acting as referee?" She asked looking at the officer in a black and white lined top standing in the pit.
"I owed him a favour" Teaos said bringing his binoculars to his eyes to take full advantage of a young crewmen who had been relived of her top by a pair of ensign double teaming her.
Tsu blew his whistle trying to separate two crewmen who were engaged in a bitch slapping duel.
"Your out of here" Tsu said indicating a young blond woman to leave to pit after she had pulled a hunk of hair out of another mudwrestler.
"WHAT?" She yelled before jumping on Tsu and slamming him into the mud.
The other five girls quickly pilled on top in a sweaty, muddy, sexy doggy pile.
After a minute the girls climbed off one by one leaving Tsu laying in the mud face up with a huge grin on his face. After several moments of not moving one of the medical crewmen on call ran out to check on him.
Bending over him with a tri-corder the medic looked up "He's dead"
"It would seem that he suffocated on crewmen Fields cleavage" The wench said.
"Yeah but what a way to go " Teaos said looking at the massive grin on Tsu's face as he was carried off the field.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Look on the bright side, Tsu, at least you went out happy. :
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Blackstar the Chakat
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
At least someone did. I got a fraking hole in my chestRochey wrote:
Look on the bright side, Tsu, at least you went out happy. :
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Reliant121
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
my turn 
nice death Tsuki
nice death Tsuki
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Mikey
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Nice, Tsu. That's actually how I had planned to go.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
The really funny part is, I've almost been suffocated by a girl while we were... having fun.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Mikey
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
You do know that Teaos has hired P.I.'s and keeps a full dossier on all of us, right?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Blackstar the Chakat
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Who hasn'tTsukiyumi wrote:
The really funny part is, I've almost been suffocated by a girl while we were... having fun.
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Teaos
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
I know everything there is to know about you guys including any strange fetishes for latex *Looks at Mikey*
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.