I would rather surf the DITL forums then...

Foxbat · Post by **Foxbat** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:11 pm

I would rather surf the DITL forums than:

-- watch Star Trek 5

-- eat beets

-- compete in a triatholon

-- clean bedpans

Zanarkand · Post by **Zanarkand** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:14 pm

I would rather surf the DITL forums than listen to my woman complain.

Duskofdead · Post by **Duskofdead** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:27 pm

Rochey wrote:Hmm, is the above post Zing-worthy?

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than be transformed into an Irish Imperialist, too!

Or a space martian invader, a Valdore-class warbird, a crummy Constitution-class in orbit of some dumb planet since like forever, or umm hmm... a Romulan, an angry Romulan clutching a fake Cardassian data rod, a blue and red skull thingamajigg, an anchor thing that looks like a clothing icon from Old Navy, two random starships flying at wierd angles, or anything else darn it!

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Tue May 13, 2008 9:37 pm

I'd rather surf DITL than watch the Champion's Legue final.

Blackstar the Chakat · Tue May 13, 2008 9:59 pm

Duskofdead wrote:I would rather surf the DITL forums than be transformed into a Chakat.

I would rather surf the DITL forums than be transformed into Duskofdead

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Tue May 13, 2008 10:21 pm

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than be transformed into an Irish Imperialist, too!

Aww, but we're the best kind.

Duskofdead · Post by **Duskofdead** » Tue May 13, 2008 11:32 pm

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than go all day with a migraine without my migraine medicine.

Captain Picard's Hair · Tue May 13, 2008 11:57 pm

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than be the token redshirt on an away mission

Post by **Mikey** » Tue May 13, 2008 11:58 pm

Rochey wrote:
I'd rather surf the DITL forums than be transformed into an Irish Imperialist, too!
Aww, but we're the best kind.

When was Ireland an empire?

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Wed May 14, 2008 12:01 am

I'd rather read the DITL forums than sleep with any of my three most recent ex-girlfriends. Rude, rude people.

Duskofdead · Post by **Duskofdead** » Wed May 14, 2008 12:04 am

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than get up to get another diet pepsi.

Captain Picard's Hair · Wed May 14, 2008 12:07 am

Duskofdead wrote:I'd rather surf the DITL forums than get up to get another diet pepsi.

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than drink a diet Pepsi. Yech.

Duskofdead · Post by **Duskofdead** » Wed May 14, 2008 12:11 am

Captain Picard's Hair wrote:
Duskofdead wrote:I'd rather surf the DITL forums than get up to get another diet pepsi.
I'd rather surf the DITL forums than drink a diet Pepsi. Yech.

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than get busted back to Ensign, Lieutenant! Now, where is that diet pepsi?

Post by **Mikey** » Wed May 14, 2008 1:38 am

Duskofdead wrote:I'd rather surf the DITL forums than get busted back to Ensign, Lieutenant! Now, where is that diet pepsi?

Is it odd that I'm reminded of the song "Institutionalized" by Suicidal Tendencies?

RK_Striker_JK_5 · Post by **RK_Striker_JK_5** » Wed May 14, 2008 1:58 am

I would rather surf the DITL forums than... read the NJO.