The riddle thread

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:04 pm

Tiberius wrote:I swear, we need just one big "Random Thread" to take these off topic conversations to. RIDDLES, PEOPLE!

It's ALL one big random thread, now isn't it?

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:09 pm

I am so tempted to actualy make a thread titled "Random Thread" and see what happens.

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:28 pm

Elbow.

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:34 pm

Macaroni!

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:48 pm

Swiss cheese.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:58 pm

Right, the thread is going up!

Tiberius · Post by **Tiberius** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:55 am

What speed is half the speed of warp ten?

Post by **Teaos** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:40 am

Infinity/2

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Thu May 01, 2008 4:41 am

Just don't divide by zero!

Post by **Teaos** » Thu May 01, 2008 12:44 pm

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Thu May 01, 2008 12:54 pm

Blackstar the Chakat · Thu May 01, 2008 2:24 pm

Here's a riddle:

A female shoplifter begins stealing larger and larger items over time but then suddenly stops. Why?

Post by **Teaos** » Thu May 01, 2008 2:35 pm

She's shrinking?

Post by **Mikey** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:24 pm

ChakatBlackstar wrote:Here's a riddle:

A female shoplifter begins stealing larger and larger items over time but then suddenly stops. Why?

Is she pregnant, and ends up with room under her coat?

Here's a answer that works, but probably isn't what you're going for: she died.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:38 pm

I think Mikey's right. The larger she gets, the larger the object she can hide. When she gives birth, she can't hide the stuff as well anymore.