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Mikey wrote:
ChakatBlackstar wrote:My back left leg is christmas, my back right is New Years, I'd like you two to meet me between the holidays. -Blackstar when shi was...well you can guess
Are you really gonna claim that? That saying is older than dirt.
I thought the "you two" part was worthy of inquiry. :D
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Mikey wrote:
ChakatBlackstar wrote:My back left leg is christmas, my back right is New Years, I'd like you two to meet me between the holidays. -Blackstar when shi was...well you can guess
Are you really gonna claim that? That saying is older than dirt.
Yes. I know what you're saying but I'm the first one to modify it for taur usage and more specifically for Chakat usage.
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From Iain M. Banks' Excession, describing a de-militarized Psychopath-class warship:

"It looks like a dildo!"
"That's appropriate," Churt Lyne replied, "armed, it can fuck solar systems."
I can't stand nothing dull
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Post by Sionnach Glic »

That line never fails to crack me up. :lol:
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I actually laughed out loud when I read that, while sitting at home alone. :lol:
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Post by Blackstar the Chakat »

Grin: Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really, hurts

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Post by Mikey »

You reminded me of another one -

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
- Douglas Adams
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"The food ain't that bad" - Parker in Alien
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"Nobody's innocent once their mother has left the room. That's just my view."-Greeta Holda
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"If you say gullible really slowly backwards, it sounds like ice-cream." -My brother's friend.
Go ahead, try it. :)
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Don't know if this was said yet, so...
"Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life..." -Graham Kennedy
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stitch626 wrote:Don't know if this was said yet, so...
"Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life..." -Graham Kennedy
He soooo did not come up with that. I've seen the same sig on Gamespot and DeviantArt. Unless of coarse he's the same person on those sites as well, which I suppose is possible in which case Graham has all the same likes as me which would be creepy.
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Sorry, I had never seen it before, so I just made a stupid assumption. Sorry :oops:
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kostmayer wrote:"The food ain't that bad" - Parker in Alien
"I guess she don't like the corn bread either." Pvt Frost, Aliens

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"Daddy, his car sounds like it's farting!"-my daughter Bethany, referring to an annoying chav and his rice rocket. I busted up laughing at that one.
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