There's a Replicator in your kitchen.....

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:25 pm

One Saturday morning, you get up and head to the kitchen to get yourself some breakfast. Sitting on top of the counter is a standard Replicator.
What do you do?

Oh, and the first smart-ass that comes up "I order some tea, Earl Grey, hot." gets their house bombed by an orbiting Beliskner.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:30 pm

Break out the 12 Gauge, what exactly should I be doing with it? After it's dead I sell the pieces to General Dynamics Land Systems.

Reliant121 · Post by **Reliant121** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:55 pm

replicate a whole bunch of different Curry dishes.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:03 pm

Same way as any oversized metal spider - a broom and a sledgehammer. Then I have a brew of Earl Grey.

Post by **Mikey** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:38 pm

Captain Seafort wrote:Same way as any oversized metal spider - a broom and a sledgehammer. Then I have a brew of Earl Grey.

And that's how you deal with all the other oversized metal spiders in your life, is it?

I assume we're talking about a whole different definition of the term "replicator" here.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:58 pm

Mikey wrote:I assume we're talking about a whole different definition of the term "replicator" here.

Indeed. They're basically a bunch of giant metal spiders that can absorb fire from energy weapons, hack computers, and combine to build starships. There's a brief explanation of them here, from their first episode, "Nemesis".

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:41 pm

Start making omelets until it get's it the way I like it.

Varthikes · Post by **Varthikes** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:36 am

I wonder if my brother's sword would kill it...

Blackstar the Chakat · Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:28 pm

Just to be clear, which type of replicator are we talking about? And is it acting hostile?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:31 am

ChakatBlackstar wrote:Just to be clear, which type of replicator are we talking about? And is it acting hostile?

Good question, if it's RepliCarter than I have a better idea than destroying it.

Blackstar the Chakat · Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:40 am

Cpl Kendall wrote:
ChakatBlackstar wrote:Just to be clear, which type of replicator are we talking about? And is it acting hostile?
Good question, if it's RepliCarter than I have a better idea than destroying it.

I hear that 8)

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:50 am

ChakatBlackstar wrote:
I hear that 8)

I'm talking about seeling her to the RealDoll company, what are you on about?

Blackstar the Chakat · Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:15 am

Cpl Kendall wrote:
ChakatBlackstar wrote:
I hear that 8)
I'm talking about seeling her to the RealDoll company, what are you on about?

Oh. I was talking about having sex with her. I thought that was obvious.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:16 am

ChakatBlackstar wrote:
Oh. I was talking about having sex with her. I thought that was obvious.

I know, I was teasing you. That would be on the list to.

Varthikes · Post by **Varthikes** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:46 am

It's a standard Replicator (big metal spiders).