The riddle thread
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The riddle thread
As the title sugests, let's post some riddles, and see can anyone guess the answer.
To start off, here's an easy one for you:
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?
To start off, here's an easy one for you:
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?
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Ah, the old Sphinx riddle.
A human - who crawls as a child, walks as an adult, and uses a stick in their old age.
You're in a house, and all the walls face south. A bear walks by. What colour is the bear?
A human - who crawls as a child, walks as an adult, and uses a stick in their old age.
You're in a house, and all the walls face south. A bear walks by. What colour is the bear?
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
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It's white - all four walls can only face south if you're at the North Pole, and thus the animal is patently a polar bear.
I'm a vault without hinges, box, or lid, but golden treasure inside is hid.
I'm a vault without hinges, box, or lid, but golden treasure inside is hid.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Easy: a clock.When you look at the numbers on my face, you won't see 13 anyplace.
What am I?
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Whoops, forgot to ask my own riddle.
You are in a room with two other people. One person turns to you and, pointing at the other man, says
Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son. Who is he?
You are in a room with two other people. One person turns to you and, pointing at the other man, says
Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son. Who is he?
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Your son?
Simple one...I think
I have a bag of twenty fruit. There are equal portions of each. there are 5 apples, 5 pears, 5 grapes....what is the other fruit type?
Fruit: I am exotic, deep red and have around 600 seeds.
Simple one...I think
I have a bag of twenty fruit. There are equal portions of each. there are 5 apples, 5 pears, 5 grapes....what is the other fruit type?
Fruit: I am exotic, deep red and have around 600 seeds.
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Nope. Close, though.I thought nephew but I am not sure...
Hmm, passionfruit?I have a bag of twenty fruit. There are equal portions of each. there are 5 apples, 5 pears, 5 grapes....what is the other fruit type?
Fruit: I am exotic, deep red and have around 600 seeds.
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