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"You say it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom - when men burn a woman alive we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre - beside it my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom, and then we will follow ours."

- General Sir Charles Napier

"There is no sight as melancholy as a battle won, unless it is a battle lost"

- Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Welllington

"In War: Resolution
In Defeat: Defiance
In Victory: Magnanimity
In Peace: Goodwill"

- Winston Churchill
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'A man can know very much, but a woman can understand everythig"

Gerard Reve

"Revenge is a dinner best served cold."

Shakespeare or the Klingons, pick whoever you wish to.
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Post by Mikey »

Can't believe I'd forgotten this one, although it's been twenty years since I read the book... but I still remember reading the line:

"But I can tell you what sort of a planet it is. Like Earth, but retarded."
- Robert A. Heinlein, Starship Troopers
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Post by kostmayer »

From last nights episode of Skins :-

"Don't you dare boy I am far from satisfied"
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From NCIS:

Kate: Gibbs, what did Ducky look like when he was younger?
Gibbs: Illya Kuryakin

:lol:
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From Season 5 of Red vs. Blue:

Tucker's advice:
Invest in real estate
There's no such thing as a Permanent record
Always eat breakfast
All the girls on the internet are actually dudes
And you should never ever buy the extended warranty on anything ever.
Also, chicks like it when you tell them they're pretty but they also like it when you're kind of a dick to them so mix it up a bit
I got to go now. Tex needs me and Church to back her up.

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Doc: Wow, I guess you did teach him some stuff.

Tucker: Teach? You don't teach that. That's just Genetics
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I used to think that anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call people weird that are weird.-Paul McCartney

Human diversity makes tolerance more than a virtue; it makes it a requirement for survival-Rene Dubos

Better to be without logic than without feeling.-Charlotte Bronte

No great advance has ever been made in science, politics, or religion, without controversy. -Lyman Beecher

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.-Aristotle

The best index to a person's character is (a) how he treats people who can't do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can't fight back.-Abigail Van Buren

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters, compared to what lies within us.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Imagination is intelligence having fun.-Anonymous

The world of reality has limits; the world of imagination is boundless.-Jean-Jacques Rousseau

The more you know the less you understand.-Tao Te Ching

In the beginners mind there are many possibilities, but in the experts mind there are few.-Shunryu Suzuki

All thruth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.-Arthur Schopenhauer

A friend is somebody you want to be around when you feel like being by yourself.-Barbara Burrow

Once you have eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.-Sherlock Holmes

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.-Thomas Edison.

If you can imagine it, you can create it. If you can dream it you can become it.-William Arthur Ward

When you cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action you should take-choose the bolder one. W.J. Slim

Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible.-Anonymous

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all exist very nicely in the same box.-Anonymous
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"Why won't you DIE!?!?" Freddy to Jason in Freddy vs. Jason


HA... sorry... after all the serious quotes I had to throw a curve in there.
Ugh... do not thump the Book of G'Quan...
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98% of teens listen to (c)rap. If you are part of the 2% that still listens to real music, post this on your signature.
My signature on Spacebattles and Filefront.
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How about this, JudgeKing: You can't spell cr@p without the letters R, A, P. And as for the names of some....50 Cent? That's what he paid for talent lessons.
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Make fun of him all you want... it's you and I who still have to work for a living. :roll:
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
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Post by Deepcrush »

The man has been shot 9 times. I think he's earned some peace and quiet.

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"a girl should not be thinner then the pole she's dancing on" -Blackstar
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Post by mwhittington »

Amen, Blackstar! :lol: This one from the movie Full Metal Jacket:
"Wipe that stupid grin off your face before I gouge out your eyeballs and SKULLF*CK YOU!!!"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-
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Post by Blackstar the Chakat »

Bo Duke: Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!
Luke Duke: You mean you're gonna make sweet love *in* it.
Bo Duke: Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it
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