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Bryan Moore · Post by **Bryan Moore** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:12 pm

Was Jesus only crucified because he was a carpenter? Had he been a fisherman full time would he have been fed to the sharks? Or if he was an iron worker would they have dipped him in molten metal?

If these were the cases, would we not wear crosses for jewelry? Perhaps a shark tooth instead?

Blackstar the Chakat · Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:51 pm

If you're driving one of those cars were you just say "Play artist: *name*" and it plays the selection, what happens if the guy in front of slams his brakes and you end up saying "Play Oh crap!"

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:08 pm

Why are loud exhausts legal on cars? *sigh*

Blackstar the Chakat · Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:13 pm

MetalHead wrote:Why are loud exhausts legal on cars? *sigh*

Because it's useful for intimidating the other racers

Blackstar the Chakat · Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:17 pm

Did you know that there is this car that runs on just water, but the oil companys had the government destroy it? 8)

Captain Picard's Hair · Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:46 pm

If everything that goes up must come down, then how does the atmosphere stay up? Or, how will the Voyager and other Outer Solar System probes come back down?

Post by **Mikey** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:32 am

ChakatBlackstar wrote:If you're driving one of those cars were you just say "Play artist: *name*" and it plays the selection, what happens if the guy in front of slams his brakes and you end up saying "Play Oh crap!"

It will play a marathon of Rick Astley.

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:23 am

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:31 am

Mikey wrote:
ChakatBlackstar wrote:If you're driving one of those cars were you just say "Play artist: *name*" and it plays the selection, what happens if the guy in front of slams his brakes and you end up saying "Play Oh crap!"
It will play a marathon of Rick Astley.

Or Howard Stern, or Michael Bolton.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:36 am

If a synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the others have to drown, too?

Post by **Mikey** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:23 pm

If a pit in the road is called a "pothole," why haven't I ever found a little rolled-up baggie inside one?

Captain Picard's Hair · Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:24 pm

If blessed things are holy, does cheese become swiss cheese when blessed?

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:48 pm

Why can I never quite work out Graham and Ian's sense of humor on the caption competition!? hahaha

RK_Striker_JK_5 · Post by **RK_Striker_JK_5** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:40 pm

mwhittington wrote:
Mikey wrote:
ChakatBlackstar wrote:If you're driving one of those cars were you just say "Play artist: *name*" and it plays the selection, what happens if the guy in front of slams his brakes and you end up saying "Play Oh crap!"
It will play a marathon of Rick Astley.
Or Howard Stern, or Michael Bolton.

Or Celine Dion.

Captain Picard's Hair · Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:13 am

In China, do cartoon dogs suck on opposite ends of a piece of Lo Mein until their lips meet?