Ask a silly question

Captain Picard's Hair · Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:28 pm

What is pedantic?

Think of Data (especially in the early seasons)

Now, the point of this thread is NOT to comment on the questions...

If Dog is man's best friend, why are unpleasant women referred to as female dogs (B!tche$)?

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:16 pm

Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?

Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:27 am

Captain Picard's Hair wrote:How does one "make like a tree and go," if trees are fixed in place?

It's "make like a tree and leave. Get it? tree... leaf... leave...

Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:09 am

Since "hamburgers" are named for the city of Hamburg, Germany; where exactly is the suburb called "Cheeseburg?"

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:32 am

Isn't Mayor McCheese the mayor of "Cheeseburg"?

Captain Picard's Hair · Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:58 pm

Why is it called the "highway" if it's on the ground, or the "expressway" if it's jammed half the time?

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:27 pm

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?

Blackstar the Chakat · Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:38 pm

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:20 pm

Hey, Deep?...

Mikey wrote:Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway?

Great minds think alike. As do ours...

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:08 pm

Oh, sorry about that one mikey!

Why is there a truck with bull horns named the Dodge Ram?

Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:54 pm

It has bull horns?

Anyway, if your door is ajar, shouldn't you screw it shut?

colmquinn · Post by **colmquinn** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:58 pm

Can a shoe box?
(No but a tin can)

kostmayer · Post by **kostmayer** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:16 am

Given her knack for getting kidnapped, assualted, chased and shot at - and the fact that her father is an overprotective, ex Black Ops Federal Agent - why doesn't Kim Bauer wear a bra?

Post by **Mikey** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:39 am

kostmayer wrote:Given her knack for getting kidnapped, assualted, chased and shot at - and the fact that her father is an overprotective, ex Black Ops Federal Agent - why doesn't Kim Bauer wear a bra?

Here's a silly question, I guess:

Who's Kim Bauer?

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:40 am

why do people search for long periods of time looking for the TV remote but wont take 2 seconds to go and just push the button?

Why do people point to their watch when asking for the time, I think i know where my watch is (tho I use my phone...) where the *Â£(")$ is yours!