BBC is made of win

[Mikey]

OK, as some of you know, Big Ben is due to be shut down for quite some time next year for maintenance. An 8-year-old girl from London wrote to the BBC, offering to stand in and provide live "BONGS" in the absence of the normally-ubiquitous chiming of the clock. Cute, perhaps, but the epic part is that the BBC responded, and how. The letter from BBC editor Roger Sawyer reads as follows:

Dear Miss Hanson,

Thank you for your letter and your very imaginative idea about what to do when Big Ben falls silent for repairs early next year. Some of the cleverest and most important people at the BBC are scratching their heads, wondering quite what to do.

Once before, when Big Ben fell silent for repairs, we played different birdsong every evening. The listeners loved that. Then the people behind Tweet of the Day (that's on each day just before 6 in the morning) stole our idea... so we can't do that again.

I must say I was very much taken with your idea... and we have passed it on to those who make the decisions. As you know, the Bongs are live... and (you may not know this) the beginning of the Westminster Chimes (the bit that goes BimBom BimBom BimBomBimBom before the first BOOONNNGGGGGGGGGG!) is always at a slightly different time (which is why you sometimes hear someone accidentally talking when they start). It depends on things like temperature and atmospheric pressure and stuff like that.

So it would be quite a task for you, doing the Bongs: you'd have to rush in after school each day (and at the weekend), rush home for tea, homework, a bit of chillin', then a quick sleep. And then - here's the hard bit - you'd have to rush back again at midnight, because there are live bongs again before the midnight news. That's an awful lot of work for someone who is still quite young. I know I wouldn't like to do all that.

Thank you very much for writing to us. I'm very impressed that you listen to Radio 4. I wish my two children did.

Have a spiffing Christmas and a stupendous and lucky 2017.

Roger Sawyer
Editor: PM, Broadcasting House, iPM - BBC Radio 4

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

That's actually a pretty sweet letter.

[Captain Picard's Hair]

So, he's gently saying they won't let her and her family make a giant bell in their home? Bummer.

On the other hand, he does illustrate British style by way of the words "spiffing" and "stupendous."

[Graham Kennedy]

They should record her saying "Bong!" as loudly as she can, and then use that for the bongs.

It would be awesome! Audiences would love it!

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

They should record her saying "Bong!" as loudly as she can, and then use that for the bongs.

It would be awesome! Audiences would love it!

I second this motion!

[Angharrad]

They should record her saying "Bong!" as loudly as she can, and then use that for the bongs.

It would be awesome! Audiences would love it!

I second this motion!

I vote AYE!