Can a big thread that consist only of questions?

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Why can't it count, Uzume?
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If buttered bread always lands buttered-side down and a cat always lands on all fours, what happens when you strap buttered bread to the back of a cat?
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Wouldn't that be dangerous to the fabric of time and space itself?
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Or could it not possibly create a perpetual motion machine, seeing as how they would both be revolving around each other at almost the speed of light? Could this not also be the power source for UFOs?
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DId you... stumble upon the secret, Whittington?
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If I told you, do you realize I'd have to kill you? Am I not actually an MIB (Man In Black)? Or is it just speculation? Will we ever really know?
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How do you know I don't have to kill you?
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Should I just kill everyone and end the problem?

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Whos first?
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Post by Sionnach Glic »

Can I nominate you? :P
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Can I second that?
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*Blasts Rochey in the head, bursting it like cloud of red and gray.*

You said you right? :shock:

Could someone tell me why he wanted me to shoot him? :?
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Uh, because the saying goes "shoot first and ask questions later", maybe? So, if you wanted to ask a question, would you not have to shoot him first?
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Would the shot kill him?
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He did say he shot him in the HEAD, right?
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Post by Bryan Moore »

Am I really wasting my 700th post on this garbage? Should I include a statement instead of a question here to blow the thread? Would the rest of you get angry at me for it? Who knows?
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