The 5 Most Dangerous Guns in America

[Nutso]

By Rollingstone

No need to pick up the latest issue of Rolling Stone to learn which are “the 5 most dangerous guns in America;” National Review’s Charles C. W. Cooke has recompiled the exhaustive list at NRO. Drum roll, please.
1.Pistols
2.Revolvers
3.Rifles
4.Shotguns
5.Derringers

Rolling Stone based its ratings on “a combination of availability, portability and criminal usage.” Some, however, question the expertise of Rolling Stone when it comes to deadly weapons.

Professional marksman “Top Shot” Chris Cheng, for example, retweeted this alternative list of dangerous knives.

Top 5 most dangerous knives:
- sharp ones
- dull ones
- metal ones
- big ones
- machetes—

Next @RollingStone: America's Deadliest Knives
4. The pointy ones
3. The sharp ones
2. The sharp pointy ones
1. Knife-guns—
Baron_Von_Meow (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 15, 2014

.@rollingstone Exposé: The Deadliest Car Collisions
4. From the side
3. From behind
2. Head-on
1. Guy in passenger seat shoots you in face—
Baron_Von_Meow (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 15, 2014

.@rollingstone Report: World's Deadliest Fish
4. Sharks
3. Sharks
2. Piranha
1. Sharks—
Baron_Von_Meow (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 15, 2014

.@rollingstone World's Deadliest Animals
4. Bears
3. Sharks
2. Hippos
1. Man. Made you *think,* didn't we?—
Baron_Von_Meow (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 15, 2014

@AceofSpadesHQ @RollingStone top 3 things ppl look for in pets

1. cat
2. dog
3. cat or dog—
Rev. Dr. E Buzz (@RevDrEBuzz) July 15, 2014

@AceofSpadesHQ The 5 most important fingers, according to @RollingStone

5 Pinky
4 Ring
3 The Bird
2 Index
1 Thumb—
El Capitán (@pbsenerchia) July 15, 2014

@AceofSpadesHQ @rollinstone Deadliest Tornadoes:
5) F-1
4) F-2
3) F-3
2) F-4
1) F-5—
Patrick Cooper (@catpooper) July 15, 2014

[Jim]

Revolvers are pistols... as are Derringers...

I wonder how high the person that wrote that was... and how high the person that okayed it was...

[Nutso]

I bet you thought the first quote was a joke, didn't you Jim. Then you clicked the link and

[Teaos]

At least "Bullets" wasnt number 3.

[Jim]

That list is actually worse than the "foods that nutritionists don't eat" story on Yahoo the other day.

Instead of a juicy bacon-cheeseburger with fires and a beer... substitute it with a dry mixed field green salad with mixed veggies and a glass of green tea. Um... in what world does that come CLOSE to being a substitute?

Instead of a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, olives, etc... substitute a vegan white pizza with fresh vegetables. Um... that is veggies on bread, not pizza.

apparently being a nutritionist means that you completely loose the ability to make rational comparisons.

[Mikey]

Revolvers are pistols...

I'm as flabbergasted as you are about the article, but this statement couldn't be more wrong. A pistol is a handheld (single grip, unstocked) firearm with the breech integral to the chamber. A derringer is a pistol, as you say, as a semi-automatic handgun is. A revolver is patently NOT a pistol, as the chambers are in the cylinder and thus completely separate from the breech/boltface/hammer and pin assembly. Both revolvers and pistols are handguns, but revolvers ain't pistols.

*EDIT* I beg your pardon, I meant to say "barrel integral to the chamber." Either way, revolvers don't fit the definition.

[Teaos]

That list is actually worse than the "foods that nutritionists don't eat" story on Yahoo the other day.

Instead of a juicy bacon-cheeseburger with fires and a beer... substitute it with a dry mixed field green salad with mixed veggies and a glass of green tea. Um... in what world does that come CLOSE to being a substitute?

Instead of a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, olives, etc... substitute a vegan white pizza with fresh vegetables. Um... that is veggies on bread, not pizza.

apparently being a nutritionist means that you completely loose the ability to make rational comparisons.

There was just a study out the other day by some university in the UK, about how vegans and vegetarians are massively more likely to have eating disorders and be unsatisfied with their diets.

Link

[Spocky]

There was just a study out the other day by some university in the UK, about how vegans and vegetarians are massively more likely to have eating disorders and be unsatisfied with their diets.

Link

I guess I'm half safe then, as a Pescetarian.