What's the latest in people's lives?

[Teaos]

A genetically engineered centaur cat.

[Captain Seafort]

With a tin foil hat that stops their telepathy even though they know it doesn't.

[McAvoy]

I am thinking it is the infamous person who insisted on being called a non gender?

[Teaos]

Shi is in a better place now... With Deep.

[McAvoy]

No. Not a better place. We all know Deep had a low tolerance for dumb people and their dumb ideas.

[Griffin]

That's better for us

[Mikey]

I occasionally wonder what the furball's up to these days.

Huh. I don't.

[Sonic Glitch]

What about oil? You don't have to change the oil, do you?

(The old-timers around here will get it. )

The oil pressure? I forgot to check the oil pressure!

[Reliant121]

We have to wave goodbye to our family bus soon as the company insists we get a new one. Seems rather pointless since we're just getting a newer version of the same thing really.

Please don't ever bring up...him. Her. It. whatever Chakat was.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

What about oil? You don't have to change the oil, do you?

(The old-timers around here will get it. )

Please, don't remind me. I now want an ice cream soda.

You jerk!

[Sonic Glitch]

What about oil? You don't have to change the oil, do you?

(The old-timers around here will get it. )

Please, don't remind me. I now want an ice cream soda.

You jerk!

Good times. Good times.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Sadly, it took me a bit to get the whole oil thing. I think that's not a bad thing, either.

[Sonic Glitch]

I actually don't remember the oil thing. The soda thing ... yes

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

I remember there was 'an' oil thing, but not much beyond that.

[Mikey]

I remember there was 'an' oil thing, but not much beyond that.

He She Whatever-the-fuck had no idea that oil was a consumable commodity, and was genuinely shocked when it's engine seized.