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Are all cows in Great Britain that furry? No wonder they all got mad-cow disease.
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One cow says to another "Are you worried about mad cow disease at all?"Mikey wrote:Are all cows in Great Britain that furry? No wonder they all got mad-cow disease.
The other replies "No - because I'm a helicopter!"
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
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Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
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Impressive! But to be fair they come pre solved.
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This would be great for an update "Lone Wold and Cub" series...
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Isn't that Chuck Norris' baby carriage?Jim wrote:This would be great for an update "Lone Wold and Cub" series...
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Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
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Funny. Could've benefited from a couple of extra days for emergency services to work, but funny.GrahamKennedy wrote:
Of course, if my willow fell a couple feet to the left and went through my dining room and kitchen, or my fir went through my living room instead of landing in front of the porch, I might have a different assessment of your joke.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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As if Chuck Norris needed a baby carriage!?mwhittington wrote:Isn't that Chuck Norris' baby carriage?Jim wrote:This would be great for an update "Lone Wold and Cub" series...
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Well, I'm very glad they didn't!Mikey wrote:Of course, if my willow fell a couple feet to the left and went through my dining room and kitchen, or my fir went through my living room instead of landing in front of the porch, I might have a different assessment of your joke.
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Pretty damned close, though. As it is, my wife has to go up to her mom's house tomorrow to call our homeowner's insurance company.GrahamKennedy wrote:Well, I'm very glad they didn't!Mikey wrote:Of course, if my willow fell a couple feet to the left and went through my dining room and kitchen, or my fir went through my living room instead of landing in front of the porch, I might have a different assessment of your joke.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
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