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Tattoo artist fail English? That's unpossible!
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Nutso wrote:Tattoo artist fail English? That's unpossible!
Seemingly, it ARE possible, muchly.
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It's interesting that the first thing of which I thought is that after a husband indulges in necrophilia with his late wife, an Islamic government would still somehow find an excuse to arrest the corpse.
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Well, nice that they are allowed to do so the question is who in their right mind would ever WANT to? Or is this some weird fetish I am unaware of?


Ah well, better not to think to much about such nonsense and better discuss a truly great movie.

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GrahamKennedy wrote:Image
That's just. I don't even.
Atekimogus wrote:Or is this some weird fetish I am unaware of?
Necrophillia, though in this case i'd say it's more of a male dominance thing.
Well, nice that they are allowed to do so
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Griffin wrote: Necrophillia, though in this case i'd say it's more of a male dominance thing.
Didn't know that......yuck.
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Well, nice that they are allowed to do so
Wait, what?
I was being sarcastic. Like, if I want I am allowed to punch myself in the face. Well nice that I am allowed to do so but why should I ever want to?
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I saw that on the news today. Actually the new law that was going to be passed allows also wives to have sex with their dead husbands as well. It comes from a comment that husband and wife are still married after death.
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McAvoy wrote:I saw that on the news today. Actually the new law that was going to be passed allows also wives to have sex with their dead husbands as well. It comes from a comment that husband and wife are still married after death.
Bullshit! I signed up "until death do you part." After that, I'm a free friggin' man, baby!

(BTW, wouldn't the lack of blood flow that often characterizes death be an impediment to hetero women engaging in necrophilia?)
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Yeah...well maybe since the rest of the body is stiff maybe there is a way around that........
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Mikey wrote: (BTW, wouldn't the lack of blood flow that often characterizes death be an impediment to hetero women engaging in necrophilia?)
I don't know, but I'm disturbed that I felt the need to google it.
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Google necrophilia or google post-mortem woodies?
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How a heterosexual female necrophilliac has sex.
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Mikey wrote:Google necrophilia or google post-mortem woodies?
Wouldn't rigo-mortis (spl?) fix the problem?
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I doubt it, though I don't know for sure. Rigor mortis is, AFIAK, a muscular condition; an erection is achieved by increased blood flow to tissues with lots of capillaries, not by muscular action.
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