Funny pics
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thelordharry
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Re: Funny pics
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
Re: Funny pics
I only get the boner part...
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Sonic Glitch
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Re: Funny pics
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
Re: Funny pics
Sonic Glitch wrote:
That is perfect, I'm borrowing that for someone.
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IanKennedy
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Re: Funny pics
Those were awesome.
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Captain Seafort
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Re: Funny pics
Good one, but I think I can improve it slightly:IanKennedy wrote:
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thelordharry
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Re: Funny pics
Wish I knew women like that Ian 
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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thelordharry
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Re: Funny pics
This has got to be photoshopped, right?
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Mikey
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Re: Funny pics
One would hope... but then, it IS Faux News...
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as Bull offed Custer
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Atekimogus
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Re: Funny pics
Well I was going to post THIS:
but then I thought...."Nah, can't be real. That has to be photoshoped!"
I mean...did this seriously happen?
but then I thought...."Nah, can't be real. That has to be photoshoped!"
I mean...did this seriously happen?
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Re: Funny pics
I can't read it. Can you make it bigger?
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Re: Funny pics
I can't read it either, but I think I can run down the salient points:
1 - There is a city in France - the one in which the shooting occurred - called "Toulouse." There is no city named "Toolooz."
2 - The French president is, in fact, not Claude Guent or whoever the text said - it is Nicolas Sarkozy.
3 - Nobody would have had to apologize to the Asian community, as the Asian community had nothing to do with this incident. Indeed, nobody apologized for anything to anyone.
4 - The "crazed Buddhist madman" which the text reported was in fact not even close to being a Buddhist. He claimed to be some form of extremist Muslim.
1 - There is a city in France - the one in which the shooting occurred - called "Toulouse." There is no city named "Toolooz."
2 - The French president is, in fact, not Claude Guent or whoever the text said - it is Nicolas Sarkozy.
3 - Nobody would have had to apologize to the Asian community, as the Asian community had nothing to do with this incident. Indeed, nobody apologized for anything to anyone.
4 - The "crazed Buddhist madman" which the text reported was in fact not even close to being a Buddhist. He claimed to be some form of extremist Muslim.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Funny pics
Also, the spot which Fox News marked on the map appears to be somewhere in Romania or Moldova. Toulouse, being a French city, just happens to be in France.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer