We all know the ones, the shitty one lines that dont even make the children laugh.
My one this year:-
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants... in case he got a hole in one...
Christmas cracker jokes
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Teaos
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Christmas cracker jokes
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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mwhittington
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A Flat Minor!
A: A Flat Minor!
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes
Go aheadMikey wrote:Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A Flat Minor!
Q: What do you call a group of chess enthusiasts bragging in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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mwhittington
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes
Wow.
What do you call a teacher who doesn't like to pass gas in public?
A private tooter!
What do you call a teacher who doesn't like to pass gas in public?
A private tooter!
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-
Re: Christmas cracker jokes
I thought that this was a thread about Christmas in West Virginia...
Ugh... do not thump the Book of G'Quan...