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Funny pics
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thelordharry
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“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Lighthawk
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That we can't discount it right out of hand says enough about the TSA I think.
I guess no one pointed out the the TSA guy that even without bullets, a rifle trumps nail clippers as a weapon by being sturdy enough to make a serviceable club.
I guess no one pointed out the the TSA guy that even without bullets, a rifle trumps nail clippers as a weapon by being sturdy enough to make a serviceable club.
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After a quick Googling of the story: The bottom line is the story is not accurate and couldn’t possibly be true,Tyyr wrote:Please let this not be true.
It seems this is another one of those things that got reported (made up) somewhere once, and then spread across the internet through blogs and chain-mail as if it were Holy Fact.
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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More like some guy with a grudge against the TSA, who decided to make shit up to discredit them.
I did once have nail clippers confiscated, but they had a jackknife blade... and it was in October of 2001.
I did once have nail clippers confiscated, but they had a jackknife blade... and it was in October of 2001.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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AWESOME pumpkin carving...
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
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thelordharry
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He never did get his boot back...
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Hmmm... I wonder if he got carded...
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Funny pics
I want one!GrahamKennedy wrote:AWESOME pumpkin carving...
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Never been able to look at one of those since I rea da report from the art director who said he based it on a combonation male and female sexual organ... apparently it aded aggresiveness to it.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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No different from most of the cartoon art from "The Wall."Teaos wrote:Never been able to look at one of those since I rea da report from the art director who said he based it on a combonation male and female sexual organ... apparently it aded aggresiveness to it.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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grossTeaos wrote:Never been able to look at one of those since I rea da report from the art director who said he based it on a combonation male and female sexual organ... apparently it aded aggresiveness to it.
Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
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Oh come on, tell me you don't look at that mouth and immediately see a vagina.