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Re: Funny pics
Can someone please just post the entire script and be done?
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I got the high gloss luster
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
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Give us time. We're getting there
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But it's funnier this way!Mikey wrote:Can someone please just post the entire script and be done?
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Re: Funny pics
Why end a homage to greatness!!! When Leslie Nielson is a bit player you know its good,
Stewardes: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times,
Leslie Nielson was a legend, checkout Police Sqaud - who do you recognise here? special guest star
Stewardes: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times,
Leslie Nielson was a legend, checkout Police Sqaud - who do you recognise here? special guest star
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Note to self: when using black magic to transform into an animal in order to evade the po-po, try to use an object somewhat more evasive than a goat.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Duh. That is why witches transform into cats.
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Now add something to the effect of both those women thinking that they're fat, and you've got the archetypal female mindset.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Funny pics
Was watching a show last night, had a college dance team on it. Skin tight cut off tops and short shorts. Made me realize, aside from the size of her nips and whether or not she shaves down below there was pretty much nothing those girls had that I wasn't fully aware of.
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I think you could probably have told the answer to the shaving question, too.Tyyr wrote:Was watching a show last night, had a college dance team on it. Skin tight cut off tops and short shorts. Made me realize, aside from the size of her nips and whether or not she shaves down below there was pretty much nothing those girls had that I wasn't fully aware of.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Dark shorts and stage lighting, the contrast wasn't sufficient though I strongly suggest the answer is yes given we're dealing with college dancers.