There's....got...to-be-a-way! Just a little bitMcAvoy wrote:I hope that was a joke.
I hope Bill's last words, hopefully long in the future are "It was... fun. Oh my..."
Funny pics
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I hope Bill's last words, hopefully long in the future are "It was... fun. Oh my..."
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Surely the door is the thing that fits in the hole, not the hole its self.McAvoy wrote:That's not even an arch. Technically it's just two supports with a few beams on top of it. In my book that's a door.
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Surely he was just using "door" as a colloquialism for "doorway." In much of America, "door" is used both as door as to which you refer and as "doorway."
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Surely you can't be serious.Mikey wrote:Surely he was just using "door" as a colloquialism for "doorway." In much of America, "door" is used both as door as to which you refer and as "doorway."
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Surely I see a trend in recent posts...
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Yes I did mean door as in doorway.
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He is serious, and don't call him Shirley.Sonic Glitch wrote:Surely you can't be serious.Mikey wrote:Surely he was just using "door" as a colloquialism for "doorway." In much of America, "door" is used both as door as to which you refer and as "doorway."
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BingoTsukiyumi wrote: He is serious, and don't call him Shirley.
Also always remeber Leslie Nielson, best man to ever use that joke don't call me shirley
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Thank you! I was waiting for someone to get that...Tsukiyumi wrote:He is serious, and don't call him Shirley.Sonic Glitch wrote:Surely you can't be serious.Mikey wrote:Surely he was just using "door" as a colloquialism for "doorway." In much of America, "door" is used both as door as to which you refer and as "doorway."
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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I remembered "...don't call me Shirley" but not the "serious" half of the joke. Though I came thisclose to posting something about it anyway, I just figured it was a bit of an old joke.Sonic Glitch wrote:Thank you! I was waiting for someone to get that...Tsukiyumi wrote:He is serious, and don't call him Shirley.Sonic Glitch wrote: Surely you can't be serious.
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who
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Moving on...
So, have you ever seen a grown man naked, Billy?
So, have you ever seen a grown man naked, Billy?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Do you like movies about gladiators?
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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I just want you to know good luck, we're all counting on you.