What's the latest in people's lives?

[Mikey]

All beautiful stops (so long as you stay in the right parts of the Domincan Republic... and of Miami, for that matter.)

[Sonic Glitch]

Got to work today just in time to turn around and be sent home. I came in late, and then an hour or so later we were told that due to the water-main issue, the building was being closed. How's that for timing?

[IanKennedy]

Off on holiday for two weeks tomorrow, thus no move for the site. I didn't want to mess things up and then disappear for two weeks.

[Mikey]

Well, the Easter order is in from the butcher. I am now the proud owner of an 8-lb. fresh ham, a 12-lb. smoked ham, 3 lbs. of fresh kolbas, 1 lb. of Ukrainian kolbas (garlicky and hand-stuffed and hand-tied in a natural casing,) 3 lbs. of "fine" kolbas (narrow, finely ground, and smoked,) 2 lbs. of regular smoked kolbas, and 2 lbs. of wieselna kolbas (double-smoked.) Oh, plus the 7-lb. turkey breast.

I think we have enough for the family on Sunday.

[Tsukiyumi]

I think we have enough for the family on Sunday.

Which is how many people, again?

[Mikey]

We're having about 15 - 18 folks. Yes, I know - we're one plate of yucca con cebolla short of a pig roast, but that's Easter in my wife's fam. In fact, one year my mom-in-law just gave up and roasted a pig.

Oh, and that's not including the kolbas for my son's Easter basket. And yes, he does prefer cured meats to candy.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Too much candy/sugar can give me a bad migraine, so I think your son's got a bit of a good idea there.

[Mikey]

Well, he just turned two so isn't too keen on sweets yet. OTOH, if you could make sausage out of bacon it would be his ideal food.

[Tsukiyumi]

OTOH, if you could make sausage out of bacon it would be his ideal food.

I have had that exact same thought. Your son is a genius.

[Mikey]

OTOH, if you could make sausage out of bacon it would be his ideal food.

I have had that exact same thought. Your son is a genius.

Yeah, he also walks into furniture.

[Tsukiyumi]

Yeah, he also walks into furniture.

Who doesn't?

[Reliant121]

That's a well rounded son. Fond of meats and incapable of circumnavigating inanimate objects.

[shran]

Well, the Easter order is in from the butcher. I am now the proud owner of an 8-lb. fresh ham, a 12-lb. smoked ham, 3 lbs. of fresh kolbas, 1 lb. of Ukrainian kolbas (garlicky and hand-stuffed and hand-tied in a natural casing,) 3 lbs. of "fine" kolbas (narrow, finely ground, and smoked,) 2 lbs. of regular smoked kolbas, and 2 lbs. of wieselna kolbas (double-smoked.) Oh, plus the 7-lb. turkey breast.

I think we have enough for the family on Sunday.

And what becomes of the in-laws?

[Mikey]

Well, the Easter order is in from the butcher. I am now the proud owner of an 8-lb. fresh ham, a 12-lb. smoked ham, 3 lbs. of fresh kolbas, 1 lb. of Ukrainian kolbas (garlicky and hand-stuffed and hand-tied in a natural casing,) 3 lbs. of "fine" kolbas (narrow, finely ground, and smoked,) 2 lbs. of regular smoked kolbas, and 2 lbs. of wieselna kolbas (double-smoked.) Oh, plus the 7-lb. turkey breast.

I think we have enough for the family on Sunday.

And what becomes of the in-laws?

Nothing, so long as the meat holds out.

[Tsukiyumi]