What's the latest in people's lives?

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

I bought my friend Kathy some chocolate, a magnet in the shape of a piano and a mug in the shape of the TARDIS.

[Captain Seafort]

a mug in the shape of the TARDIS.

What's the answer to the obvious question?

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

a mug in the shape of the TARDIS.

What's the answer to the obvious question?

Yes, it is bigger on the inside than the outside.

[Mikey]

I went simple this year - a bouquet of Gerber daisies (wifey's favorite flowers) delivered to her office. In return, I got some sugar-free chocolate, a bag of sugar-free Jelly Bellies, and two themed lighters - one KISS, one Ozzy.

[Mark]

I got squat.

Of course, I gave squat...so.....................................

[Nickswitz]

I want a Watson.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

I want a Watson.

You... want Holmes' companion and friend? Got a bullet that needs removing?

[Nickswitz]

No, the computer.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Okay.

[Sonic Glitch]

No, the computer.

A who now?

[Tsukiyumi]

The IBM computer they programmed to play Jeopardy!

I missed last night; I'm going to catch the next two for sure.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

As long as it doesn't change its name to another one, also six letters, and it'll be fine by me.

[Tsukiyumi]

As long as it doesn't change its name to another one, also six letters, and it'll be fine by me.

[Nickswitz]

As long as no one connects it to the internet I think we should be safe, however, if they connect it, we could be in for a rude awakening.

[Sonic Glitch]

As long as no one connects it to the internet I think we should be safe, however, if they connect it, we could be in for a rude awakening.

If it gets connected to the internet, bring it here. One look at the TR-116 thread or the next time Seafort and Deep start going at it and it should short circuit.