Knife+Fork+Spoon
- thelordharry
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Knife+Fork+Spoon
What would be the portmanteau for this cheeky little device?
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
Re: Knife+Fork+Spoon
multifuctional.
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Re: Knife+Fork+Spoon
Knoork?
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Re: Knife+Fork+Spoon
knispork.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Knife+Fork+Spoon
Ha, I saw one of those first the first time today at work. I asked myself the exact same question. I didn't have a good answer.
email, ergo spam
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Re: Knife+Fork+Spoon
KFS
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
Re: Knife+Fork+Spoon
Whats with the Doors reference on the side of it?
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Re: Knife+Fork+Spoon
colmquinn wrote:Fkn'spoon
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: Knife+Fork+Spoon
I call that useless.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Knife+Fork+Spoon
It is the Lizard Spoon - it can do anything.kostmayer wrote:Whats with the Doors reference on the side of it?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Knife+Fork+Spoon
There is, apparently, a real name for them. Behold the Sporf.
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...