Ruin-a-Desire

Post by **Teaos** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:36 am

Granted. You are then caught in a volcanic explosion and buried in lava forever.

I wish it was sunny outside.

Foxbat · Post by **Foxbat** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:46 am

Granted! You are now on the surface of Mercury!

I wish DITL would go on forever!

celeritas · Post by **celeritas** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:59 am

Granted! DITL will go on forever, but you'll never be around to know it.

I wish I'd win the DITL caption contest.

Dean Martlou · Post by **Dean Martlou** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:21 am

granted. it's the only thing you ever win.

i wish to be more wistful....

JudgeKing · Post by **JudgeKing** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:10 pm

Granted, but now you are in a Xindi torture chamber.

I wish I had holodeck controls and emitters in my room.

celeritas · Post by **celeritas** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:29 pm

granted, but your electricity bill will bankrupt you.

i wish i had more friends.

Foxbat · Post by **Foxbat** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:41 pm

Granted! Welcome to Cell Block D, Maximum Security Detention Center. And for a bonus wish, your roomate is Charles Manson...

I wish I had invented the Simpsons and were to receive all the rights and royalties therewith (yes, I used therewith in a wish...)

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:34 am

granted, but you somehow get framed for copyright infringement by a 13 year old who claims she invented them.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:43 pm

I wish I knew how the hell this managed to grow to 5 pages!

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:19 pm

granted, but this will be the only thing you could ever remember

I wish my boss would stop being horrible and give me some overtime

I Am Spartacus · Post by **I Am Spartacus** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:28 pm

Granted, you have now volunteered to work 100 hours a week without pay.

I wish I could curl up on the couch with a big bag of potato chips.

Bryan Moore · Post by **Bryan Moore** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:59 pm

I Am Spartacus wrote:Granted, you have now volunteered to work 100 hours a week without pay.

I wish I could curl up on the couch with a big bag of potato chips.

Granted, but the 6 ton bag of potato chips crushes you, your couch, and much of your house.

I wish I could play guitar like Stevie Ray Vaughan (No helicopter jokes)

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:45 am

Granted, but anytime you touch a musical insturment it disintegrates.

I wish I had a nice cold pint of strongbow

I Am Spartacus · Post by **I Am Spartacus** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:31 am

Granted, but it was spiked by the girl you brought home, and she proceeded to rob you of everything of value.

I wish I could travel to the future and become a world renown historian on all things 20th/21st century.

Foxbat · Post by **Foxbat** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:27 pm

Granted. It is now 2 days into the future, and your world reknown is only good on planet Neptune...

I wish I was Q's sidekick.