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They were possesed by daemons? Damn, I need to start reading more, again...
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That's why they're Illuminati. It refers to folks who were possessed, and then exorcised with or without help.

The Exorcists chapter somehow doesn't count as part of the Illuminati brotherhood; perhaps because they were forced into possession and then exorcised as part of an Inquisition experiment.
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Okay, I really need to start buying more books. :)
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Rochey - if you haven't found it yet (which I doubt,) check this out:

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page
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Oooh. Thanks! :D
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LEAST: The Cardassian ships were ugly. you would have figured differently from the Design of Terok Nor and Impok Nor, they are beautiful stations
MOST: Romulans, the Streamlined look to there vessels and even their weapons themselves. Though the D'Derix Warbird was kinda Both, Big fat and lumbersome, yet. still beautiful in her own right. And the Norexan (Valdore) are absolutly Beautiful.
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Play with that site, Rochey. You could lose hours just with the "random page" feature.

PS - halfway through Chapter War by Counter, in the Soul Drinkers series. Better effort than Grey Knights - and lots of ork carcasses.
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Okay, truthfully, the whole premise of the Tie Fighter says "kill me". 2 lasers, no shields, no torpedos, no life support? Massive fighting or not, I bet they spend dozens of times more than they need to, if they just equiped these things a little bit better.
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One of the most vital and expensive components of an aircraft is the pilot, and the TIE fighter really doesn't look after them does it? The chances of a pilot surviving his first combat must be pretty low, and even for an experienced pilot, which must be pretty rare, one mistake and he's toast.
Always seemed strange to be that the Rebels has fighters that where hugely superior to the Empire. Like, Bryan, I never bought the cost effective explanation.
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TIE fighters aren't nearly as weak as the EU makes them out to be - in ANH they take as much punishment as X or Y-wings before exploding, and they have ejector seats, as seen in ESB.
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The ARC-170 was just as bad as the TIE as I see it. It took 3 pilots and they dropped like flies! I have so many problems with this thing that its not even funny!

Now on to the TIE. The TIE fighter was useful when facing local system defenses or hunting pirates. The rebels were outnumbered and new it, of course they would take better care of their men. The kill rate was 3 to 1 on average, reb vs imp. This is back durning the pride days of the Y-wing. The TIE wasn't truly out matched by and large until the X-wing came out. That was when it fell behind into the space dust that it is now.

The starship that I hated the most of starwars was the imperial class star destoryer. These ships were such wastes for what could have been just amazing ships!
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Post by RK_Striker_JK_5 »

Ejector seats, Seafort? i don't recall them ejecting in ESB...

Deep, the Impstar was actually pretty well-designed. Great firing arcs for all its weapons, heavy armor and shielding...

Yeah, TIEs sucked like a dovin basil.
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Ejector seats, Seafort? i don't recall them ejecting in ESB...
It's in the asteroid field - in a frame by frame analysis of the destruction of the TIEs you can see a small seated figure spinning away from the fighter. They also turned up in the comics. (See herefor an example)
Deep, the Impstar was actually pretty well-designed. Great firing arcs for all its weapons, heavy armor and shielding...
Indeed. The ISD's only design weaknesses were the position of the bridge (common to virtually every ship in sci-fi) and the big unarmoured hanger (necessary to deploy it fighter complement).
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They never focused the weapons for the forward arc so the ship as a whole was well armed but was out gunned by a MC80b in broadsides and was to slow to out turn them. The Mon Ramada took credit for between 6 and 8 kills of ISDs. They had a poor fight complement and their shields were based off of two main generators that were easy targets for fighters. I would have loved for a souped up model of the Venator over the ISDs.
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They never focused the weapons for the forward arc so the ship as a whole was well armed but was out gunned by a MC80b in broadsides and was to slow to out turn them.
True, but that's more a fault of the crew than the ship.
They had a poor fight complement
Do you mean 'fighter'? If so, they had 72 attack craft on board. Not bad, in my opinion.
and their shields were based off of two main generators that were easy targets for fighters.
Those domes aren't shield generators, they're sensor domes.
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