The M25. Britain's largest car park.Reliant121 wrote:It makes the jamming on the M3 or M25 look like child's play...
The Ranting Thread
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thelordharry
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“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Reliant121
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The opposite of the Nurburgring. You dont move fast and its not remotely interesting.
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Mikey
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I was always amused by the fact that Hawai'i has an interstate.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Lol....soon we'll have a monorail too!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tsukiyumi
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Mikey
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Exactly what I was thinking.Tsukiyumi wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF_yLodI1CQMark wrote:Lol....soon we'll have a monorail too!
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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God, heaven help us.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mikey
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New rant: men's drawers without flies - 
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Captain Seafort
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Are you sure you didn't put them on back-to-front? 
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
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I did that last friday, I was so tired when I got dressed
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mikey
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Of course I'm sure - I always mark the days of the week on the back of the waistband.Captain Seafort wrote:Are you sure you didn't put them on back-to-front?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Tsukiyumi
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Lighthawk
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I'm not sure if this is really a rant or just a disgusted observation. Anyway...
The other day in the grocery store I came across a product that just threw my brain for a loop. It was a can opener, but not just any can opener. It was a can opener designed to pop the pop top on pop top cans, basically it was a fucking hook with a pivot point.
Am I the only one who finds this just a bit ass backwards? We invent the can to store food. We invent can opener to get at food. We invent pop top can so that we don't need the can opener to get the food. We then invent a can open to open pop top cans.
WTF?
And just to prove how stupid marketing people believe we all are, the packaging contained a 5 step instruction on how to use the damn thing. The hell?
The other day in the grocery store I came across a product that just threw my brain for a loop. It was a can opener, but not just any can opener. It was a can opener designed to pop the pop top on pop top cans, basically it was a fucking hook with a pivot point.
Am I the only one who finds this just a bit ass backwards? We invent the can to store food. We invent can opener to get at food. We invent pop top can so that we don't need the can opener to get the food. We then invent a can open to open pop top cans.
WTF?
And just to prove how stupid marketing people believe we all are, the packaging contained a 5 step instruction on how to use the damn thing. The hell?
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Mikey
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IDK, we live in a world in which instructions are required on toothpicks. Never underestimate the stupidity of your fellow man.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer