The Joke Thread

[Angharrad]

I kind of thought they were funny.

I also like Irish Whiskey

[colmquinn]

I looked out the window this morning and I thought to myself don't trust the snow.

Its lying.

[Mikey]

Is it a national thing with you guys?

[Captain Seafort]

Now do you see why we upped and left?

[Mikey]

Though, I'd guess that getting shot at all the time helped influence that decision also.

[Captain Seafort]

Bah, bullets are nothing. Bad jokes, on the other hand... *shudders*

[Lighthawk]

I think you need to go back. If they are too preoccupied with you guys, they won't subject the rest of us to those puns.

[Griffin]

Since were on the subject of bad jokes, heres one courtesy of me age 9;

What do you call a Hawaiian rioter?

A Hula-gan

[Mikey]

Do we have a "virtual bitchslap" smiley?

[Captain Seafort]

I think you need to go back.

We have been asked back.

Do we have a "virtual bitchslap" smiley?

Beyond this? ===>

I don't think so. Better ask Ian.

[Mark]

Since were on the subject of bad jokes, heres one courtesy of me age 9;

What do you call a Hawaiian rioter?

A Hula-gan

Thats just.......wow

I think I felt physical pain there.

[Mikey]

Besides, Hawai'ians can't riot.


They'd never be in the right place on time.

[Foxfyre]

Since were on the subject of bad jokes, heres one courtesy of me age 9;

What do you call a Hawaiian rioter?

A Hula-gan

Thats just.......wow

I think I felt physical pain there.

My soul died a bit inside......

[Griffin]

I see my work here is done.

[Mark]

Besides, Hawai'ians can't riot.


They'd never be in the right place on time.

Eh....no sweat 'em Cuz. Try wait, we stay d'ere bumbye. Where you stay?

(translation....relax, we're on our way. By the way, where is the riot again?)