The Joke Thread
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I kind of thought they were funny.
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I looked out the window this morning and I thought to myself don't trust the snow.
Its lying.
Its lying.
But I can't throw, I throw like a geek!
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Is it a national thing with you guys?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
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as Bull offed Custer
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Now do you see why we upped and left?
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Though, I'd guess that getting shot at all the time helped influence that decision also.
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Bah, bullets are nothing. Bad jokes, on the other hand... *shudders*
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I think you need to go back. If they are too preoccupied with you guys, they won't subject the rest of us to those puns.
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Since were on the subject of bad jokes, heres one courtesy of me age 9;
What do you call a Hawaiian rioter?
What do you call a Hawaiian rioter?
Bite my shiny metal ass
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Do we have a "virtual bitchslap" smiley?
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We have been asked back.Lighthawk wrote:I think you need to go back.
Beyond this? ===>Mikey wrote:Do we have a "virtual bitchslap" smiley?
I don't think so. Better ask Ian.
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Condan1993 wrote:Since were on the subject of bad jokes, heres one courtesy of me age 9;
What do you call a Hawaiian rioter?
Thats just.......wow
I think I felt physical pain there.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Besides, Hawai'ians can't riot.
They'd never be in the right place on time.
They'd never be in the right place on time.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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My soul died a bit inside......Mark wrote:Condan1993 wrote:Since were on the subject of bad jokes, heres one courtesy of me age 9;
What do you call a Hawaiian rioter?
Thats just.......wow
I think I felt physical pain there.
Genius insania et conseri manum
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Mikey wrote:Besides, Hawai'ians can't riot.
They'd never be in the right place on time.
Eh....no sweat 'em Cuz. Try wait, we stay d'ere bumbye. Where you stay?
(translation....relax, we're on our way. By the way, where is the riot again?)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.