What's the latest in people's lives?

[Nickswitz]

Yeah, I openly admit I'm an asshole, and people know it quite well. I make sure they know it, because it's one of my best personality traits.

[Angharrad]

Men are also pigs. Which is why I can never use the microwave in my office again. Unless I want to kill one of those asshole pigs.

[Mikey]

Men are also pigs. Which is why I can never use the microwave in my office again. Unless I want to kill one of those asshole pigs.

Indeed we are, but I'm not sure I get the connection between that fact and microwave use.

*EDIT* BTW, I am not a pig. I am a full-grown razorback.

[Mark]

I'm not a pig either. Almost every woman I've known has identified me as a "jackass", not a pig.

[stitch626]

I just had the pleasure of having a FB argument with an equivalent Blackstar. Yeesh.

[Angharrad]

The men in my office are also pigs. Which is why I can never use the microwave in my office again. Unless I want to kill one of those asshole pigs.

Indeed we are, but I'm not sure I get the connection between that fact and microwave use.

*EDIT* BTW, I am not a pig. I am a full-grown razorback.

I clarified my pig statement.

They don't cover their food when heating it in the microwave, and don't wipe up the mess when they are done, leaving a nasty, greasy mess for the next person (usually me) to take care of.

This next part is not really piggish, just inconsiderate. They put fish in the microwave. Since I'm allergic to fish, if I put my food in the microwave I could conceivably have an allergic reaction. I don't know if I will, but just the smell makes my throat swell. But they do nothing to help get rid of the smell.

[Angharrad]

I'm not a pig either. Almost every woman I've known has identified me as a "jackass", not a pig.

Since I've never met you. I'm not going to comment on this statement. Just

[Vic]

Oh come now, anyway, jackass is a term of endearment in my family.

[Sionnach Glic]

I've just discovered that Aleksandr Orlov, from the Compare the Meerkat ads, has an autobiography out.

[Reliant121]

...seriously?

[Sionnach Glic]

Yes. "A Simples Life: The Life And Times Of Aleksander Orlov".

[Reliant121]

That's bad, but amusing.

[Mikey]

I've just discovered that Aleksandr Orlov, from the Compare the Meerkat ads, has an autobiography out.

You're going to have to translate for me. You have advertisements for some product designed to help people differentiate between different meerkats?

Is that a service, like "Confuse-a-cat?"

[Angharrad]

Oh come now, anyway, jackass is a term of endearment in my family.

I'm sure its an insult,



to the donkey.

[Angharrad]

OMG! I just saw a picture of a Zedonk. So. Frickin. CUTE!!!!!

I WANT ONE!!!