My roomates ex girlfriend suckered him into letting her 13 year old daughter stay with us "overnight". The mom is all cracked out and running with some deadbeat she married last week. She took the daughter out of foster care (i'm afraid illegally) and is homeless with the poor kid.
I don't want her sleeping on the street, but now the mom is MIA and we're stuck with this little girl.
I'm at a loss.
What's the latest in people's lives?
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Make her feel at home, and take care of her. And if the mother doesn't return call shilled services...
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Deepcrush
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
That's what cops are for.
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Jersey burgers for dinner tonight! 
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Deepcrush
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Buttered in crude oil no doubt...
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Worse. Hamburgers topped with cheese, pork roll, and a fried egg.Deepcrush wrote:Buttered in crude oil no doubt...
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Deepcrush
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
I just had a heart attack and I think I like it... 
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Sonic Glitch
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
That sounds delicious ... minus the fried egg.Mikey wrote:Worse. Hamburgers topped with cheese, pork roll, and a fried egg.Deepcrush wrote:Buttered in crude oil no doubt...
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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thelordharry
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
American burgers 
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
I make a pretty mean bacon chili cheeseburger. Then again, I'm a Texan, so I'd be embarrassed if I couldn't.
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thelordharry
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
I fucking love them and I'd look like 1977 Elvis if I lived in the US
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Like nails. Fry the sh*t out of them in the pork roll grease.Lighthawk wrote:Depends...is the yolk soft or hard?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Reliant121
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
...Without offence, but having seen American style meat products, it seems to me yet another reason to be a vegetarian. So huge, and so...meaty...