The Joke Thread

[Mikey]

Way to ruin the joke Mikey.

I checked. I made sure to put that in spoiler tags.

Well... you still ruined it for those who obsess about reading spoiler tags.

Er... doesn't that mean you'd have read the joke first anyway?

[stitch626]

As in ruined the punch line of the joke by analyzing the setup, but nevermind. I tend to think differently than most anyway.

[Angharrad]

The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women :

Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)

This is making its way around Twitter.

[Foxfyre]

The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women :

Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)

This is making its way around Twitter.

Wait you just tweeted me?


You know that doesn't sound right....

[Angharrad]

Wait you just tweeted me?


You know that doesn't sound right....

I would never.

[Foxfyre]

Wait you just tweeted me?


You know that doesn't sound right....

I would never.

Ok. Why are you winking?

[Angharrad]

To confuse you.

[Foxfyre]

To confuse you.

Congrats you have

[Angharrad]

Someone is wrong

[Mikey]

Someone is wrong

*SPIT COFFEE ALERT*

[Foxfyre]

Someone is wrong

*SPIT COFFEE ALERT*

[Uzume]

Someone is wrong

It's Seafort!!! or Tsu

[Captain Seafort]

Obviously the "or", as proven by the fact that the universe hasn't collapsed.

[Mikey]

Hm? I'd be nervous if you weren't correcting everyone on the inter-web.

[Captain Seafort]

I assume Uzume was referring to the individual who was wrong - if she was referring to the character in the sketch then it could have been pretty much anyone on DITL.