Jesus Christ, today is just getting better and better.
Apparently €300,000 was stolen from a bank earlier today. What proposal is being considered by the government to help prevent such incidents from happening? Taxing people for using ATMs. Just how the fuck
that's supposed to help is utterly beyond me. Just what the fuck are these muppets
thinking? For fuck's sake. Hey morons! If you're that fucking desperate to stop the country from going even
more bankrupt then we already are, how about you take a look at your own fucking salaries? Can any of you clowns give me a good fucking reason why the prime minister of Ireland gets paid more than fucking Barrack Obama?
Jesus fucking Christ. When's the next damn election coming up?
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