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Re: A new random thread
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: A new random thread
Have you ever drank so much that your taste buds started to fail?
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Lots of times... after 8 or 12, even Milwaukee's Best starts tasting OK.Deepcrush wrote:Have you ever drank so much that your taste buds started to fail?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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They wouldn't let us take our beer bottles outside, which almost started a fight. So one of the barkeeps offered us jumbo cups, but they weren't filled with beer!.
On a sidenote, they are also searching people before they go in. Anything that can be used as a weapon is no longer allowed... Fucking hippies...
On a sidenote, they are also searching people before they go in. Anything that can be used as a weapon is no longer allowed... Fucking hippies...
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Most municipalities won't let you drink on the street, no matter from what sort of container.Deepcrush wrote:They wouldn't let us take our beer bottles outside, which almost started a fight.
They do that in New Orleans, too. The idea is to put the beer from the bottle which you can't take outside INTO the cup which you can.Deepcrush wrote:So one of the barkeeps offered us jumbo cups, but they weren't filled with beer!.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Man, I've never had that much to drink...Mikey wrote:Lots of times... after 8 or 12, even Milwaukee's Best starts tasting OK.Deepcrush wrote:Have you ever drank so much that your taste buds started to fail?
The truth always depends on which side of the fence you're standing...
Re: A new random thread
I have. I was on a four day pass in the Army, lost track of things later that night into the next morning. Woke up buck naked in some girls house, with my clothes nowhere to be found. Still had my keys and wallet though.
Try sneaking back onto base up to the barracks stark naked.
Try sneaking back onto base up to the barracks stark naked.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Where di dyou-Mark wrote:Still had my keys and wallet though.
Never mind. I don't want to know.
I once woke up in a bathtub, completely dressed, in a house with which I was unfamiliar. Also, I couldn't see, even though I was assured by someone walking in that my eyes were definitely open.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: A new random thread
ROFL.....they were under the pillow I was using. I was sleeping passed out behind a couch.Mikey wrote:Where di dyou-Mark wrote:Still had my keys and wallet though.
Never mind. I don't want to know.
I once woke up in a bathtub, completely dressed, in a house with which I was unfamiliar. Also, I couldn't see, even though I was assured by someone walking in that my eyes were definitely open.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Ugh. "The Beast" never tastes good to me. Though, for pure awful, Pearl Light wins hands down.Mikey wrote:Lots of times... after 8 or 12, even Milwaukee's Best starts tasting OK.Deepcrush wrote:Have you ever drank so much that your taste buds started to fail?
"So, I can come in, but my hands, feet, elbows, knees, forearms, shins, shoulders, and head cannot? Interesting. I suppose you could just toss my torso on a barstool and pour the beer down my neck hole..."Deepcrush wrote:Anything that can be used as a weapon is no longer allowed...
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Ah, you know my dad's approach to playing basketball.
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Mikey wrote:Ah, you know my dad's approach to playing basketball.
I adapted a "full-contact" version of the game back in middle school. Man, I was witty back then...
Kid I shoved out of the way: "Hey! That's a foul!"
Me: "Your f*ckin' face is foul."
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"Your girl friend is a fowl!"
Shit, wrong state...
Shit, wrong state...
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Someone made me feel old yesterday. They ask "who is Mcguyver".
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