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IanKennedy wrote:Wild Turkey and Jim Beam
I'm not surprised you don't find them exciting. Both are decent enough as far as the flavor of the mash, but are both pretty pedestrian. The Wild Turkey 120-proof version has a slightly brighter taste because of the higher alcohol content.
IanKennedy wrote:Jack Daniels (I know it's not strictly bourbon)
Well, there are great sparkling wines that aren't strictly champagne, either. The main difference with JD is the charcoal filtering - it leaves it incredibly easy to drink, but IMO takes away from the flavor and completely demolishes the finish.
IanKennedy wrote:If you think a malt is like a blend in Scotch then I hate to think what malts you've been drinking.
Let me clarify: in tequilas, for example, mixto only needs to be 51% blue agave-derived liquor, and can be up to 49% neutral spirits. Blended whiskey, OTOH, is at least all whiskey.
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Mikey wrote:The main difference with JD is the charcoal filtering - it leaves it incredibly easy to drink, but IMO takes away from the flavor and completely demolishes the finish.
JD, easy to drink? The stuff is gopping. :[
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I drink it straight. :lol:

Though, for whiskey, I prefer Old Crow. The booze that won the Civil War. :wink:
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Captain Seafort wrote:gopping.
I'm not even going to make an attempt to translate this. However, "easy to drink" in terms of "easy for girls, or guys who won't take their skirts off." I.e., no bite, no heat, no finish.
Tsukiyumi wrote:Though, for whiskey, I prefer Old Crow. The booze that won the Civil War.
Ah, Jim Beam's nasty little cousin. ;) If it's low-cost bourbon you're after you could at least step up to Old Grand-Dad for not much more than Crow.

Or, just drink what I used to drink when drinking was dependent on what coins I found in the couch:
good old 20/20. I used to think it was so-named because you had to check if you had still had eyesight after drinking it.
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Gopping basically means vile beyond all comprehension.
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I love a glass of JD when I'm just sitting around on the back porch. That with a nice steak and fresh cobb makes for a nice day.

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I forgot bacon, bacon is good!
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A blonde watching the news heard that 2 brazilian men died. She cries and says "OMG,how many is brazilian?"
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:lol:
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A man is driving home late from work one night, when he hears a silky voice in an alley say, "Twenty bucks, big boy. Interested?" He's feeling frisky, so he turns around and pulls into the alley. It's dark and he can't see her face, but he can see the rest of her, and so he gives her the money and they both get in the backseat of his car. As they're going at it, another car pulls into the alley, and the man looks up to see a policeman shining his flashlight in the car. "Hey, what do you think your doing?" he asks. The man yells, "Hey, I'm having sex with my wife!" "Oh, sorry, I didn't realize" the policeman says. The man replies, "Neither did I till you shined your flashlight in here!"
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Some Chuck Norris Jokes (sorry):
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into a bar. The bar instantly explodes because no building known to man can ever hold that much awesome.
Chuck Norris had 4 children. Two grew up to become doctors. The other two were delicious.
If you're wondering what kind of cologne or aftershave Chuck Norris wears, he doesn't wear any, but for $200 he can fart on your chest before you go out on a date.
Chuck Norris discovered a way to bottle and sell his own urine. We know this urine as the energy drink Red Bull.
Chuck Norris' sweat registers 300,000 Scoville units.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
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My father is a very successful worker - he has over five hundred people below him.

He works cutting the grass at the local cemetary.
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SCORE FOR ROCHEY! :happydevil:
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That was an "ouch".
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