Periodic Table Of Irrational Nonsense

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Dolly Parton's breasts aren't necessarily a sexual attraction. More like a spectacle. You don't have to be a geologist to appreciate the natural wonder of the Grand Canyon.
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There's nothing natural about those things.
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Tyyr wrote:There's nothing natural about those things.

I suppose her breasts could be considered supernatural, or at least paranormal.
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:lol:
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I'll go with paranormal, they're haunting.
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What Woo Number would they rate, in that case?
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80085 :P
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:lol:
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:lol:
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:picard:
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Vic wrote:BOOBIES!!!
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:lol:
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Mikey wrote:
Tyyr wrote:There's nothing natural about those things.

I suppose her breasts could be considered supernatural, or at least paranormal.

Nothing like a woman who's glands don't turn off to make a fair sight! :laughroll:
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Sonic Glitch wrote:
Vic wrote:BOOBIES!!!
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Wooo, that's quite a pair :P :wink:
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