The Joke Thread

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Something along the lines of the soap wearing away.

Just a guess, not sure.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure Stitch has it, but it doesn't make it any funnier...
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Haha, Yup, it's funny, only the younger ones seem to not get it...
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Sonic Glitch wrote:
Nickswitz wrote:Yeah, I still don't see the humor in it, it isn't really funny... IDK, I may be in the same boat as Deep.
Then I suggest 1 of 2 things: You're gonna need a bigger boat. OR. Flee now while you still can.
Really... now I'm getting picked on in two threads... you'd think I killed someone or something...
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Deepcrush wrote:
Sonic Glitch wrote:
Nickswitz wrote:Yeah, I still don't see the humor in it, it isn't really funny... IDK, I may be in the same boat as Deep.
Then I suggest 1 of 2 things: You're gonna need a bigger boat. OR. Flee now while you still can.
Really... now I'm getting picked on in two threads... you'd think I killed someone or something...
You know, now that you mention it, it has been a while since you last shot Rochey in the head
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Nickswitz wrote:Haha, Yup, it's funny, only the younger ones seem to not get it...
I'm 31 years old.
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:
Nickswitz wrote:Haha, Yup, it's funny, only the younger ones seem to not get it...
I'm 31 years old.
Yes, but you remain relatively uncorrupted compared to most of us.
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Define "corrupted". :lol:
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Tsukiyumi wrote:Define "corrupted". :lol:
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Can you see the dolphins? Or just the naked people?
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Poorly defined dolphins, yes.
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Yeah, I can see them too. I guess a better definition of "corrupted" is the fact that I don't understand why I was looking for dolphins.
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Mikey wrote:...I guess a better definition of "corrupted" is the fact that I don't understand why I was looking for dolphins.
Good point.
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I see both...
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I see dead people, everywhere...











Guess I should get out of the morgue, eh?


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