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I got that it was a play on words, I don't get the humor of it... :confused:
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I do. :lol:
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A friend of mine told me that joke and it took me a long time to figure it out - and the long time figuring it out kinda spoiled it for me.
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I still don't get it. My brain can't make it make sense for whatever reason.
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Yeah, I'm in the same place Lighthawk, I can see how in a different manner it can be a dirty joke, or how it could be conceived as funny, but in the written sense it's in right now it makes no sense to me.
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Oddly, I got it immediately. :lol:
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I get it now!
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You mean
Tsukiyumi wrote:Oddly, Unsurprisingly as it's a vaguely dirty joke, I got it immediately. :lol:
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That's about right. :lol:
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I get it. :)
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Nickswitz wrote:I got that it was a play on words, I don't get the humor of it... :confused:
No, I'm not talking about where, there are more ways to spell that sound than that.
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Sionnach Glic wrote:I get it. :)
That's because you have a dirty little mind. :)
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IanKennedy wrote:
Nickswitz wrote:I got that it was a play on words, I don't get the humor of it... :confused:
No, I'm not talking about where, there are more ways to spell that sound than that.
Yeah, thus a play on words, the word wear instead of where. If I'm thinking correctly, for some reason I don't think I am.
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IanKennedy wrote:
Sionnach Glic wrote:I get it. :)
That's because you are a typical DITLer. :)
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I still don't get it. At all. :evil:
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