The Joke Thread

[Mikey]

I think that's the third or fourth time someone's told that joke (and at least the second time you have). It gets boring very quickly.

Really? It's possible, but I don't even recall having heard it before today. Then again, some days I don't remember what I had for breakfast.

OK, here's one: an Englishman takes the rod out of his-

Never mind.

[Sionnach Glic]

[IanKennedy]

I've decided that I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did.

Not screaming and panicking, like his passengers.

Always makes me chuckle.

[IanKennedy]

Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"

[stitch626]

[Deepcrush]

I've decided that I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did.

Not screaming and panicking, like his passengers.

Always makes me chuckle.

[Griffin]

Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"

[thelordharry]

Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"

Have you been watching the vicar of dibley again, Ian?

[IanKennedy]

Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"

Have you been watching the vicar of dibley again, Ian?

No, I knew that joke long before the Vicar of Dibley even existed.

[Lighthawk]

War is a conflict that determines not who is right, but who is left.

[Captain Seafort]

War is a conflict that determines not who is right, but who is left.

True, but still

[mwhittington]

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?


They don't have any balls to scratch.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"

I don't get it. I'm not sure I want to get it.

[Nickswitz]

Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"

I don't get it. I'm not sure I want to get it.

Same here

[IanKennedy]

Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"

I don't get it. I'm not sure I want to get it.

There's more than one way to spell where...