Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
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RK_Striker_JK_5
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
Oh, this is the guy with the hypermatter torpedoes and crap?
Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
Not that I'm aware of............ 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
Hypermatter? Yay for sticking random adjectives onto words to spice them up. Don't know what I'd do without my megalaptop, ultratruck, and superdimensional-bathroom.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Oh, this is the guy with the hypermatter torpedoes and crap?
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
Is it too early for metavodka?
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Tyyr
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
So long as you don't drive your isocar afterwards.
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
No, no. I'm like Lighthawk; I drive an ultratruck.
I'm still gigaresponsible, though. I'd never do that.
I'm still gigaresponsible, though. I'd never do that.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
Don't look at me. I've got my hypermoped.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
Let me know when one of you guys read it. Is it as bad to you as it is to me?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Sonic Glitch
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
Oh, now he expects us to read it too... oy.Mark wrote:Let me know when one of you guys read it. Is it as bad to you as it is to me?
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Tsukiyumi
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I'm not reading it.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
Maybe in a month when I'm not in a "kill anything that moves wrong" mood.
I'm going to read Dark Tower 7. That's it.
I'm going to read Dark Tower 7. That's it.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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I didn't even get halfway through the first chapter. From the first bloody paragraph it starts off with the Mary Sue-ing.Mark wrote:Let me know when one of you guys read it. Is it as bad to you as it is to me?
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Tyyr
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
Well at least you know what you're getting into up front.