What's the latest in people's lives?
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I got a friendly message this morning from some lady on facebook. It seems she and her husband like Kymberly (one of the girls I'm seeing) and want to "borrow" her and make her part of their triange relationship.
Would I mind giving up my girlfriend? WFT do you think, moron?
Would I mind giving up my girlfriend? WFT do you think, moron?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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You're too young to be that old.Reliant121 wrote:Well, I've had three situations of hypothermia because of the wind making Gosport bloody freezing. Additionally my hearing has gone almost completely.
God, It's like a convalescent home being on this site.
I can't stand the way those pissants operate. If I need to, I'm not above reminding them of who is who in the customer/service worker dynamic.Cpl Kendall wrote:Get off my lawn you damn kids!
*sigh* I went through the Wendys drive through last night and I started to stutter cause the dude was rushing me. I hate that cause people look at you like your an idiot.
I can't stand nothing dull
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I felt like serving him a knuckle sandwich.
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Mark wrote:I got a friendly message this morning from some lady on facebook...
At first I read that to say "I got a friendly massage from some lady." and was wondering what kind of services facebook had started to offer.
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yes, I said 11, actually my shoulder isn't that bad all things considered...benefits of being young, and having a dad that's a doctor that can help me rehab it really well...Mikey wrote:Did you really say "11?!" I'm surprised it even stays in the socket at all anymore. Your shoulder tendons must have the consistency of cooked spaghetti by now.
hopefully after this season I'll go get some surgery on it to tighten everything back up again, didn't figure there was a whole lot of point in doing that while I was still playing since I would still be pretty likely to dislocated it anyway.
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It's a two-way street with me. If the customer I'm dealing with is polite I'll metaphorically bend over backwards for them.Mikey wrote:I can't stand the way those pissants operate. If I need to, I'm not above reminding them of who is who in the customer/service worker dynamic.Cpl Kendall wrote:Get off my lawn you damn kids!
*sigh* I went through the Wendys drive through last night and I started to stutter cause the dude was rushing me. I hate that cause people look at you like your an idiot.
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Just make sure you say "You want fries with that?" right before you deck him.Cpl Kendall wrote:I felt like serving him a knuckle sandwich.
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Well, my day was amazing... I went to the city. Saw Dragons again, and say a guy with a sign that said, "I need money to buy weed, give me a dollar, respect the truth." My mom and I died laughing.
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Hey, at least he's honest.
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Best panhandler I ever saw:
I was on my way home with the father of a friend of mine... both of us had barely enough left for the PATH train and the cab fare after. A vagrant asked us for money, and the guy I was with told him that he's sorry, we honestly haven't any to spare, but we could each give the bum a couple of cigarettes.
The bum's response? "OK... beggars can't be choosers."
I was on my way home with the father of a friend of mine... both of us had barely enough left for the PATH train and the cab fare after. A vagrant asked us for money, and the guy I was with told him that he's sorry, we honestly haven't any to spare, but we could each give the bum a couple of cigarettes.
The bum's response? "OK... beggars can't be choosers."
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Well, I also say a guy who claimed to be blind for 6 years. And by claimed I mean he squinted his eyes and walked around for a little bit with no pole, didn't walk into the street, and also avoided people walking towards him. May he have been blind, yes, but only if he's our next daredevil.
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Well, I'm going to start hardware development with my dad. Which will be fun, and I may be helping my dad's company out if I get good at it... Plus means I can do my own projects just because and claim I know what I'm doing...
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I must say though that that little electro-stimulator thing you got is quite the gadget, as we all figured out in government class...Lt. Staplic wrote: yes, I said 11, actually my shoulder isn't that bad all things considered...benefits of being young, and having a dad that's a doctor that can help me rehab it really well...
hopefully after this season I'll go get some surgery on it to tighten everything back up again, didn't figure there was a whole lot of point in doing that while I was still playing since I would still be pretty likely to dislocated it anyway.
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A "tens" unit? with the nine volt battery and the little sticky pads?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I loved that thing when I had PT for my back.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer