OBJECTIVE Ministries

[Sonic Glitch]

So I happened onto one of these fundamentalist, evangelical Christian sites, and their Kids section (or 4 Kidz witk Lambuel) keeps making me thing: If I were a pedophile, I'd probably be talking like this to kids.

Enjoy

[Lighthawk]

...wow, that hurt my brain, a lot. I'm not sure what's worse, portraying atheists as grumpy, cranky people that kids should not talk to and who require "advanced witnessing", or mr science giraffe and his "facts", and the hindu elephant that has lost track of how many gods he has.

Got to start young with that brainwashing I guess.

[Nickswitz]

OMG, my brain, it hurts!

[Reliant121]

Holy shit....

Is that site trying to turn kids into a christian secret police or something? Like....Jesus Youth or something?

[IanKennedy]

Wow, there's just so much wrong about that site. Every time I think of something to say here I find something even worse. I think Mr Giraffe was great, I hope Graham is going to use him in his science class. It may just be me feeling very grumpy.

[IanKennedy]

Moved topic to 'Science, Philosophy and Theology'.

[Graham Kennedy]

I got to "Jesus wants us to be hot for Him", and cracked up.

[Reliant121]

That had me giggling as well.

[IanKennedy]

I got to "Jesus wants us to be hot for Him", and cracked up.

You've got to read the giraffe stuff, anything else would be a dereliction of duty.

[Reliant121]

Okay, I fell of my chair laughing at that

[Lighthawk]

Secular movies lie! The T-rex was a herbivore that used its sharp teeth to shred plants...





...Yeah, just like sharp toothed cows and elephants and goats do today, right?

[Nickswitz]

Secular movies lie! The T-rex was a herbivore that used its sharp teeth to shred plants...





...Yeah, just like sharp toothed cows and elephants and goats do today, right?

Oh yeah, and those Tigers, yeah, you can just go up to them and pet them, because they don't eat meat at all, they just use those sharp teeth to chop that real tough grass they like oh so much....

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

I am actually praying this is a parody site...

[Sonic Glitch]

I am actually praying this is a parody site...

Hehe. Irony

[shran]

That article in which they search for the Apatosaurus is not only hilarious, the photographic evidence looks like one of the paintings my sister would make. And that is supposed ot be a compliment.