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Mark wrote:I suppose, taking off the hat and saying "excuse me" just never occured to them?
Well damn it Mark, are you expecting them to have common sense or something. :wink:
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Oh dear, what the hell was I thinking? :roll:

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I never made trouble because I was eighty friggin' pounds when I graduated. Survival=duck low and move quickly.
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:I never made trouble because I was eighty friggin' pounds when I graduated. Survival=duck low and move quickly.
Yeah, I have kids your size who have tried to pick fights with me... The biggest problem/joy is that they don't know I HIT BACK. Maybe I'm just such a nice and kind looking little man that they feel I couldn't hurt them in return... :roll:
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Deepcrush wrote:
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:I never made trouble because I was eighty friggin' pounds when I graduated. Survival=duck low and move quickly.
Yeah, I have kids your size who have tried to pick fights with me... The biggest problem/joy is that they don't know I HIT BACK. Maybe I'm just such a nice and kind looking little man that they feel I couldn't hurt them in return... :roll:
Ah, so I have what they lack-a survival instinct. :lol:
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Ah, so I have what they lack-a survival instinct. :lol:
I was going to say - IQ, culture, manners, teeth not made of fake gold, passing grades, pants above your knees... but whatever makes you happy.
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Deepcrush wrote:
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Ah, so I have what they lack-a survival instinct. :lol:
I was going to say - IQ, culture, manners, teeth not made of fake gold, passing grades, pants above your knees... but whatever makes you happy.
Well, survival instinct does make me happy, but I'll take those too. :mrgreen:
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I never understood the whole pants falling down thing. Do girls REALLy find it attractive to see a guys boxers? What if he's walking around with skid marks????
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Mark wrote:I never understood the whole pants falling down thing. Do girls REALLy find it attractive to see a guys boxers? What if he's walking around with skid marks????
Its a tough guy thing. In prison, clothes tend to hang loose because of sizing. However, what most boys in high school don't know (of which I love telling them just for the looks on their faces) is that to wear your pants below your butt means that another man already owns your butt and there for they have to ask his permission before they can have their way with you.
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Deepcrush wrote:
Mark wrote:I never understood the whole pants falling down thing. Do girls REALLy find it attractive to see a guys boxers? What if he's walking around with skid marks????
Its a tough guy thing. In prison, clothes tend to hang loose because of sizing. However, what most boys in high school don't know (of which I love telling them just for the looks on their faces) is that to wear your pants below your butt means that another man already owns your butt and there for they have to ask his permission before they can have their way with you.
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A belt... 5$
Baggy pants... 30$

The look on his face when you tell him what it means... PRICELESS

Somethings in life are free... for everything else... there's Mr Nizer.

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Deepcrush wrote:A belt... 5$
Baggy pants... 30$

The look on his face when you tell him what it means... PRICELESS

Somethings in life are free... for everything else... there's Mr Nizer.

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Deepcrush wrote:
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Ah, so I have what they lack-a survival instinct. :lol:
I was going to say - IQ, culture, manners, teeth not made of fake gold, passing grades, pants above your knees... but whatever makes you happy.
So you basically work at a school filled with "gangsta" wannabes, correct?
If even half of what I've heard of such people is true, everything you've said about your job suddenly makes sense.

Also, what's this about trousers being around your knees? :?
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Sionnach Glic wrote:So you basically work at a school filled with "gangsta" wannabes, correct?
Yes
Sionnach Glic wrote:If even half of what I've heard of such people is true, everything you've said about your job suddenly makes sense.
Do tell?
Sionnach Glic wrote:Also, what's this about trousers being around your knees? :?
These kids try to act tough but more in a gang banger way rather then in a manly way. So they like the prison act sometimes. Though they're too stupid to know what it means half the time.
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